DOUBLE POST!!!
People and groups I’ve decided that I hate:
P.E.T.A
Now, let’s get one thing straight. I like animals. They don’t mess with me, I don’t mess with them. Between the animals and I, it’s all good in the hood. I do, however, hate P.E.T.A and all that it stands for. They say they are for the people for the ethical treatment of animals. Fine. It’s when they start going nuts and do nutty things that I hate them. I don’t think an animal should ever be more important than a person. And sometimes animals bite. Also, P.E.T.A is full of hippies, and I hate hippies.
Andy Warhol
Andy Warhol is a hack. Or should I say was, seeing as how he’s dead. He made shitty “Art” and made people pay loads of money for it. Where did this let him end up? Not alive, I'll tell you that much. His aids festering corpse is now rotting somewhere six feet under in a cemetery. His epitaph reads “Here lies shit, and not to mention his art or the Velvet Underground, who is not, and never will be, associated with punk rock.”
KKK
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
Terrorists
They kill innocent people for no reason. They like to see people suffer. They’re just all around jerks. What is with all of the bombing and shit? Take a chill pill guys, jeez.
Governments
See Terrorists (above)
God
See Governments (above)
The British Royal Navy (1700-1800)
The British Royal Navy, between 1700 and 1800, killed many of my pirate brethren. When that ol’ seadog Captain Black Beard gets out of the brig, there will be hell to pay. The Royal Navy will be paid a visit in the night from the good Captain and the business end of his rapier.
The original cast of “Cats”
See The British Royal Navy (above)
Rednecks:
They drive pick-up trucks and hate black people. What’s not to like, you ask? The smell. It’s well known that they never shower and rarely change their underwear. If they have any. It depends on how many squirrels they can skin. On the plus side, they beat their redneck wives.
Lesbians in space:
It’s actually just a sitcom I’m writing.
P.E.T.A
Now, let’s get one thing straight. I like animals. They don’t mess with me, I don’t mess with them. Between the animals and I, it’s all good in the hood. I do, however, hate P.E.T.A and all that it stands for. They say they are for the people for the ethical treatment of animals. Fine. It’s when they start going nuts and do nutty things that I hate them. I don’t think an animal should ever be more important than a person. And sometimes animals bite. Also, P.E.T.A is full of hippies, and I hate hippies.
Andy Warhol
Andy Warhol is a hack. Or should I say was, seeing as how he’s dead. He made shitty “Art” and made people pay loads of money for it. Where did this let him end up? Not alive, I'll tell you that much. His aids festering corpse is now rotting somewhere six feet under in a cemetery. His epitaph reads “Here lies shit, and not to mention his art or the Velvet Underground, who is not, and never will be, associated with punk rock.”
KKK
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
Terrorists
They kill innocent people for no reason. They like to see people suffer. They’re just all around jerks. What is with all of the bombing and shit? Take a chill pill guys, jeez.
Governments
See Terrorists (above)
God
See Governments (above)
The British Royal Navy (1700-1800)
The British Royal Navy, between 1700 and 1800, killed many of my pirate brethren. When that ol’ seadog Captain Black Beard gets out of the brig, there will be hell to pay. The Royal Navy will be paid a visit in the night from the good Captain and the business end of his rapier.
The original cast of “Cats”
See The British Royal Navy (above)
Rednecks:
They drive pick-up trucks and hate black people. What’s not to like, you ask? The smell. It’s well known that they never shower and rarely change their underwear. If they have any. It depends on how many squirrels they can skin. On the plus side, they beat their redneck wives.
Lesbians in space:
It’s actually just a sitcom I’m writing.