This is not Jerky the Robot.
Insane Clown Posse and their white-bred suburbanite fans
Have you ever walked into a store at the mall and seen a few kids sporting clown make-up? Well, if you’re not confused and are actually at the circus, these are “Juggalos”. Or weirdoes. But probably both.
You see, “Juggalos” are fans of Insane Clown Posse (or ICP). ICP is made up of two “rappers” who are also crazy clowns. I guess Juggalos are also into other pseudo rap groups that do stupid things and make stupid music. They probably also like Limp Bizkit. Now, I can understand being all into “individuality” and finding friends through music, but a lot of the “music” is pretty bad.
First of all, I want to get this out there, ICP is not rap. Nor are they metal. So they’re definitely not rap-metal. It’s like some kind of crazy love child birthed from a crack addict and a really, really, really bad nursery rhyme writer. Lyrics like “Something tells me that I hate you, something tells me I must kill you. You ain’t sh** but a slu**y a** mother f***** sl** you f****** wh***, I f****** hate you.”
Wow. That’s some excellent writing. I’m sure they graduated from a top college. Oh wait, they didn’t. They even say so in their song “Whut.” It goes something like “This the way I am. I stay scrubby even though I’m paid, whut! Dropped out in the sixth grade, whut!” So I guess they didn’t.
Juggalos are everywhere. Some people are concerned they are a cult, but you’re not fooling me Juggalos. I know you’re just mad because you spilled your Faygo or something. Faygo is the preferred drink of Juggalos. I think they like it so much because, even though you can find it at dollar stores, you can also find it at Hot Topic for more money.
As you’ve probably guessed, I’m not too crazy about Insane Clown Posse, their fans, or their music. I'll tell you why. Not because I’m scared of them (which is why they wear the makeup apparently) but because its ridiculous. A lot of Juggalos claim to be outcasts, and they rightfully are.
Well, it’s great you’ve found friends. You’ve started another clique to snub people out of. Congrats! But then again, the only people who are in your clique are people I probably wouldn’t like anyway.
So I guess its kind of like natural selection. If you’re all under the same roof for the ICP concert, you’ll all be wiped out when the fire starts. Actually, that’s nothing like natural selection, but it’s still pretty awesome.
Have you ever walked into a store at the mall and seen a few kids sporting clown make-up? Well, if you’re not confused and are actually at the circus, these are “Juggalos”. Or weirdoes. But probably both.
You see, “Juggalos” are fans of Insane Clown Posse (or ICP). ICP is made up of two “rappers” who are also crazy clowns. I guess Juggalos are also into other pseudo rap groups that do stupid things and make stupid music. They probably also like Limp Bizkit. Now, I can understand being all into “individuality” and finding friends through music, but a lot of the “music” is pretty bad.
First of all, I want to get this out there, ICP is not rap. Nor are they metal. So they’re definitely not rap-metal. It’s like some kind of crazy love child birthed from a crack addict and a really, really, really bad nursery rhyme writer. Lyrics like “Something tells me that I hate you, something tells me I must kill you. You ain’t sh** but a slu**y a** mother f***** sl** you f****** wh***, I f****** hate you.”
Wow. That’s some excellent writing. I’m sure they graduated from a top college. Oh wait, they didn’t. They even say so in their song “Whut.” It goes something like “This the way I am. I stay scrubby even though I’m paid, whut! Dropped out in the sixth grade, whut!” So I guess they didn’t.
Juggalos are everywhere. Some people are concerned they are a cult, but you’re not fooling me Juggalos. I know you’re just mad because you spilled your Faygo or something. Faygo is the preferred drink of Juggalos. I think they like it so much because, even though you can find it at dollar stores, you can also find it at Hot Topic for more money.
As you’ve probably guessed, I’m not too crazy about Insane Clown Posse, their fans, or their music. I'll tell you why. Not because I’m scared of them (which is why they wear the makeup apparently) but because its ridiculous. A lot of Juggalos claim to be outcasts, and they rightfully are.
Well, it’s great you’ve found friends. You’ve started another clique to snub people out of. Congrats! But then again, the only people who are in your clique are people I probably wouldn’t like anyway.
So I guess its kind of like natural selection. If you’re all under the same roof for the ICP concert, you’ll all be wiped out when the fire starts. Actually, that’s nothing like natural selection, but it’s still pretty awesome.