I drive a Car not a Tractor

[bearasaurass]

So it is official i got the memo today god officially hates me.Trust me I have plenty of reason for this too...First off ill start with how im ridiculous....on friday my car was acting real weird then it started smoking and all of that good stuff, so i was like great new car time..which let me mind you would have been #7 so then my dad went to my car and looked at it to see what was wrong...and oh yes he found what was wrong..he found that last time i had put oil in my car i didnt put the dipstick all of the way back in so my car got hot and shot oil everywhere and thats why it shot oil everywhere...yes i know im retarded...so anyways sunday i drive to band practice and its fine..we write a new song and all is well...then i go to leave and you guessed (actually you prolly didnt cause you fucking would)my car sounds like a god damn tractor...so i was bitter...then today i go buy spark plugs and wires...my brother puts them in and the car is back to normal...runs like a spring fucking chicken....so im not bitter anymore...then on the way to pick hailey up it starts acting funny..so on the way to pick sarah up we stop to check my oil and yes its gone...gone completely...once again bitter at my fucking life...so hailey borrows me the money to go get oil because im ridiculous once again i forget my debit card at home(thank you wonderful hailey) so i put oil in and i assume all will be well..but noooooooooooooooooooooo i here a drip noise so i bend down to look under my car and yes the oiil i jsut dumped in is laying underneath my car..fucking wonderful....sooooo i just say screw it and call sarah and tell her that i cannot come get her but she insists that she can fix my car over and over again...why i dont know....but then she says she is going to bed and i dont get to talk to her online tonight..so the bitter keeps on astacking...so i take hailey home and then when i finally do get home hailey calls tells my brother she hates him because she thought it was me...then i get on the phone and she re tells me that she hates me because i didnt call and assure her that the "midnights" didnt get me...then we chat i help her shop and i get online to be pleasently surprised enough to see that sarah is online. So now that god has no more damage that he can do my night is ok and im going to bed........

thats why god hates me...i fucking told you