o.0?
So, yesterday I was at Fred Meyers (a "one stop shopping experience," similar to Target, it was much better before Kroger bought the franchise). At the checkout, the cashier asked me, "Are you eligible for a discount today?"
I resonded, "I don' t think so, what sort of discount?"
"You know, for ages 55 and older." She thought I was old enough for the senior discount?
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I must be having a rough week.
If I was a bit quicker on my feet, and more of a jerk, perhaps I would have asked, "And when are you due?"