To Each Their Own
So, last night I went to Fred Meyer's to buy some basics (food, a new shirt because I didn't get into town early enough to do laundry). I ended up crossing paths three times with a woman who appeared to be dressed to work out, but haddn't yet. Part of her kit was a pair of very tight shorts. Thankfully, she was "easy on the eyes" as they say, so often people who choose to dress minimally for a trip to the grocery store can't really pull it off.
Anyway, the shorts would have been _EXACTLY_ like the boxer breifs I was wearing if they had a double front. I suppose I should compliment her confidence, there's no way I would be caught dead walking around the supermarket in my underwear. Sounds like a bad dream.