Helps Put You on the Road to Optimum Health, It Says Here

[beamjockey]

As the Quantum Wellness Botanical Institute LLC of Beverly Hills, California can tell you, nothing says "Our product is firmly grounded in evidence-based nutritional studies appearing in respectable peer-reviewed journals" quite like naming it MEGA-NUTRITION ORGANIC SUPERFOOD:

Comments

[harvey_rrit]

Can't cure kryptonite poisoning, eh?

Never mind, then.

[purplecthulhu]

A quantum of wellness would presumably be the smallest amount of wellness that it is possible to have. Not sure that's what i want my health foods to be delivering...

[whl]

And certified organic means it contains carbon, right?

[harvey_rrit]

So much nicer on the teeth than that silicon-based food.

Of course, it may just mean:

THIS FOOD WAS NOT GROWN WITH FERTILIZERS FROM SOME NASTY STERILIZED FACTORY TANK.

WE USED SHIT.