As the Quantum Wellness Botanical Institute LLC of Beverly Hills, California can tell you, nothing says "Our product is firmly grounded in evidence-based nutritional studies appearing in respectable peer-reviewed journals" quite like naming it MEGA-NUTRITION ORGANIC SUPERFOOD:
Tastes good, and it's so good for you. And remember, kids, "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease." Says so right on the label.