HOLY FUCK
So I was walking mallory out to her car, and when I came back up the driveway toward the front door, I heard something moving in the bushes. I just figured it was a squirrel or something, so I thought nothing of it. Then all of a sudden, this huge thing runs out onto the sidewalk right in front of me. It was NOT a squirrel...it was a fucking armadillo, so I screamed and started freaking out. Instead of scurrying away, it just stood there staring at me blocking my way to the front door. I proceeded to call my sister to have her let me in through the garage as it then ran back down the sidewalk, causing me to run screaming down the driveway. The damn thing darted back into the bushes and then started moving across the garage, so i sprinted to the front door. That thing was HUGE. It was scary as fuck. And then I removed my feeding tube.