Rising Creatures of the East 6/???
Title: Rising Creatures of the East 6/???
Rating: Chapters will range from PG - NC-17
Pairing: Yoochun/Junsu, Yunho/Jaejoong (other pairings of other characters as well
Disclaimer: If they were mine, I'd tie them to the wall and use their skin as my paper. Can you imagine? Writing fanfics on Jaejoong's abs???
Warnings: AU, Fantasy
Summary: What do you get when you cross an elf, a vampire, a faerie, a zombie and a werewolf? A singing goup? No way!
A/N: This fic will contain members of other groups like Super Junior, Arashi, NEWS and other K-Pop, J-Rock bands. This fic also contains members from OneTVXQ forums.
This is a creature fic. The DBSK boys are
Jaejoong - Faerie
Yunho - Werewolf
Yoochun - Vampire
Junsu - Elf
Changmin - Zombie
This fic is solely for fun. No offense is meant to DBSK or their fans.
Chapter 6:
“What the hell is this?”
Yunho smirked. “Our first single.”
The manager’s eyes went wide. “Are you kidding? We can’t release this.”
“We refuse to sing the one provided for us. We refuse to be made into liars just because you humans think that everyone can get along.”
“And the rest of you?” the manager said. “What do you think?”
Yunho held his breath. He stood in front of the desk and looked behind him. The four exchanged glances.
It was Yoochun who met his eyes and said, “He’s our leader. He speaks for us.”
Yunho’s chest tightened for a moment and then he turned back to the manager. “We sing our song. Or we don’t show up tomorrow.”
“You wrote this?” the manager said, addressing Yoochun.
“Yes, sir.”
“When?”
“This afternoon after I saw that monstrosity that someone up here tried to pass off as a song. Let’s just say I had a necessary burst of creativity.”
Jae snickered. “We’re a loving family. Bull shit. I almost hit Yoochun with a stream of light, and I tried to throw lightning at Junsu today.”
“Which would have been really smart considering you were soaked in water,” Junsu retorted.
“It would have taken you out first, squirrel lover.”
Junsu flicked a finger and a single stream of mud landed on Jae’s white shirt.
“Why you-”
“Jaejoong,” Yunho said in his rumbling voice. “Junsu, knock it off.”
Jae didn’t care if his forehead was furrowed in anger and causing wrinkles. He cleaned his shirt, and then stared bloody murder at Junsu.
“That’s really all we came to say,” Yunho said. “We’ll work hard on it tonight, finalize who sings what part and then tomorrow, we’ll start recording.”
“They can’t all be like this,” he said weakly.
“They won’t be,” Yoochun said. “I have a whole stack that are normal songs. You want me to write an entire CD about how we get along and we’re a happy little family? No one would buy it. And no one would believe it.”
“We’re through here,” Yunho said and turned. Junsu opened the door. Yunho smiled at Changmin, and then his grin turned feral. “Hang on, guys.”
They stopped.
“One more thing,” Yunho said, turning that grin to the manager. The manager actually slid his chair back an inch. “We need more food or more money to buy more food. You guys have Changmin listed for what a normal twenty-one-year old would eat. He’s a fucking zombie. He eats ten times a day. He runs out of food and that makes his skin weak, and it makes him weak. He wouldn’t be having so many problems with his skin sloughing off if he was being fed decently. We can’t afford to lose him. Get him more food. Or give us more money.”
“I’ll make a note of that.”
“You’ll call about it right now, and if I check the team account tomorrow morning and there’s not a substantial difference, then we won’t show up to do recordings.”
“You really have no place to make demands like this.”
“Well, all five of us want to walk out that door and forget about the last week. You’re the one that wants to make money. You think we’ll make you money. So you decide?”
The manager took a deep breath. “I’ll call them right now.”
Yunho smiled, flashing full canines at him, before turning. “Now we can go.” He slung an arm around Changmin, carefully of course. He hadn’t quite recovered from the fangirls … excitement.
Junsu led the way to the elevator. It wasn’t until half way down that Yunho turned to Yoochun and said, “Thanks for backing me up.”
“It’s what I’m supposed to do, right?”
“Is that the only reason why you did it?”
Yoochun thought about it for a moment. Yunho really was a great leader. Before he moved in, Junsu and Jae could barely be in the same room without throwing magic at each other.
“No,” he finally said. “You’re a good leader.”
“The leader of the pack,” Jae sang, the chorus from one of the first Werewolves hit songs.
Yunho laughed. “I hate that song.”
“So do faeries. You werewolves are too hairy.” Jae looked Yunho up and down and remembered that morning in the kitchen. “Well, except you, Mr. Almost Perfect Body.”
“That sounded like a compliment,” Yunho said, “but why only ‘almost perfect’?”
“Because you’re not a faerie.”
“Right.”
They left the building and headed back to the apartment. Half way there, Changmin said, “Hyung, I’m hungry.”
“We’ll go to dinner,” Yunho said immediately.
“We need to practice,” Yoochun reminded him. “We haven’t sung this together yet.”
“And Changmin is going to be worthless unless he eats.”
Jae opened his mouth, but Yunho pointed a stern finger at him and said, “Don’t you dare say that Changmin is worthless. No more barbs from you tonight, alright?”
Jae made a face at him, but otherwise stayed quiet.
Yunho and Changmin led the way and Junsu realized that Yunho had his arm around the young man this entire time. Junsu didn’t think he could do that with Changmin yet. The kid was nice, but so quiet. Jae walked in front of him and Yoochun. The city lights turned his wings into a rainbow of colors.
More than one person or creature stopped and stared in awe at their little ragtag group.
“I really like the song you wrote,” Junsu said. He wasn’t nervous around Yoochun now, not at all. Well, not a lot, but it wasn’t like Yoochun had been ignoring him all day. He was writing music, and Junsu hadn’t wanted to bother him.
They walked close, shoulders just barely not brushing. Yoochun looked ahead. Well, if Yunho could get away with it …
He put his arm around Junsu’s shoulder and pulled him close. “Thanks,” he said, and then shivered when the elf’s arm circled his waist.
They ate dinner at a small restaurant just a block from their apartment. Conversation was light, but not strained. Even Jae managed to smile and joke around with Changmin without being condescending.
When they arrived back, Yunho said, “Let’s just go through it a couple times. I know I’m pretty tired.”
“Yeah, I’m exhausted,” Yoochun said.
“Junsu keep you up all night?” Jae said, but surprisingly without the disdain. He certainly didn’t mean to make it so friendly, but then decided he didn’t care. Especially when Junsu giggled and Yoochun actually blushed.
“Let me go get my keyboard,” Yoochun said and left the room.
Jae turned to Junsu and said, “He’s cute, for a vampire.”
“You’re ugly, for a faerie,” Junsu replied.
“You’re jealous.”
Junsu scoffed, but before he could say anything, Yunho growled again, and Junsu just turned away.
Yoochun returned. “First, I want to play this for you guys so you know what it sounds like all the way through, though I’ll skip the rapping for now.”
Changmin sat in his chair. Junsu sat in the other. Yunho and Jae sat on the couch, once again with Jae’s feet up in Yunho’s lap.
Yoochun played the song through, and then did it again, this time singing the words he’d written. Over the next few hours, the five of them practiced, changed words, and orders of singing, until Changmin broke off during his solo to yawn.
It was one am.
“Shit,” Yunho said. “We should have been in bed hours ago.”
“It’s alright, hyung,” Changmin said. “I like to sing, and we sound good.”
They all exchanged glances and they all thought the same thing. Changmin was right. They sounded good. Silence fell and it was the first time not one of them felt animosity, irritation or disdain.
“Well,” Yunho said. He moved Jae’s legs and stood up. “Let’s get to bed. We need to get to the studio before the sun rises.”
“That would be nice.”
“No fried Yoochun for breakfast tomorrow,” Jae said with a pout.
“I thought you didn’t eat meat,” Yoochun said.
“Nope. Besides, I think Junsu’s the only one who could, um, swallow what you’re made of.”
Yoochun made a noise.
Junsu flicked his fingers at Jae. A garland of flowers landed on his head. “A crown to the king of the worst blow job joke ever.”
“Well, I’m right,” Jae said, conjuring up a mirror and looking at himself with the flowers on his head.
Junsu and Yoochun’s eyes met. Junsu smiled. Yoochun shivered, and then looked away.
“Why burgundy flowers, Su?” Jae asked. “They’re too dark for my skin tone.”
Junsu scoffed and with another flick of fingers, the flowers turned pale yellow. “Better?”
Jae grinned. “Yes. Now they’re almost as pretty as I am. Then again, they are tainted because you made them and-”
“Jae,” Yunho said in warning.
Jae shot him an innocent look and smiled.
Yunho shook his head.
During bedtime preparations, Yoochun found himself alone in the bathroom with Yunho.
Yunho cleared his throat and said, “I’m looking the other way, but if you’re going to be doing this, you better make it look like you’re still drinking animal blood.”
Yoochun gaped at him. “How-”
“Neither one of you smelled like sex this morning, and then it took me a minute to realize that sweet smell that wasn’t quite blood was Junsu. Jae just thinks you’re doing it, but I noticed, Yoochun. You didn’t have a single jar of blood today. Usually if you miss even one, you turn into a blood fiend.”
Yoochun winced. “Forgot about that.”
“Yeah. You two do what you want, but as soon as I walk out that door, I don’t know, and we didn’t have this conversation.”
“Sounds good.”
Yunho headed to the door. And then said, “By the way, the song is really, really good.”
Yoochun was a bit nervous when he came into his room and Junsu was there. On his bed. Legs partially spread.
Junsu smiled. “You know,” he said, while running a finger over his hip, “everything in the world should be balanced.”
“Really?”
Junsu nodded, eyes wide with fake innocence. “One of the first lessons an elf learns is about the balance in life. The symmetric sides of life and death. We crave this balance.”
Yoochun kneeled on the bed next to Junsu. “So what you’re saying is that everything should be symmetric?”
“Pretty much.”
Yoochun’s finger traced along Junsu’s hip. Junsu shifted a bit and slid the sweatpants off his lower body. Yoochun swallowed, forced his eyes and hands to stay on Junsu’s hip and not stray to other parts of his anatomy. Last night had been a desperate need for both of them, but Yoochun wanted more. He wanted to taste Junsu’s skin and feel Junsu’s muscles quiver under his hands. But what if Junsu didn’t want that? Their deal was simple. He got blood, Junsu got fangs.
Yoochun sighed and before Junsu could question its purpose, Yoochun lowered his mouth and bit Junsu’s hip.
Junsu arched up with a cry, hands grabbing Yoochun’s hair.
Yoochun had to shut his eyes. God, Junsu’s blood was amazing. He took a tiny bit more than he had the night before, but this time he was expecting the aftermath. He managed to get on the bed and lay reasonably straight before the swirling world tossed him into unconsciousness.
Junsu sighed. He slipped his sweatpants back on, curled up next to Yoochun and tugged a blanket over him. One day, one day, he’d convince Yoochun to give him a bit more.
Lyrics to I'm Better than You by Vampire!Yoochun
Yoochun: what do you get when you cross us all
You get what we’ve got, don’t believe it all
The hype is just hype and we don’t get along
What do you expect, crossing species is wrong!
Junsu: He’ll bite you, he’ll suck you, he’ll hunt you, don’t touch him
He’ll eat you, he’ll take you, he’ll chase you, don’t touch him
All but Su: What about you?
Junsu: Me? I’m an elf. I’m better than you.
All: Aw, whatever, nature freak.
Jae: I’m surrounded by ugly
And I share air with an elf
Changmin: shut it, you fairy
You’re so full of yourself
Yunho: How do you lead people
That mean nothing to you?
Yoochun: you don’t, crazy werewolf
Cause we won’t listen to you
[English] All but Yunho: Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Not me!
Yoochun: He’ll bite you, he’ll drown you, he’ll hunt you, don’t touch him
He’ll eat you, he’ll bury you, he’ll chase you, don’t touch him
All: What about you?
Yoochun: Me? I’m a vampire. I’m better than you.
All: Aw, whatever, bloodsucker.
Changmin: They’ve lost it up there
Office workers gone craaaay-zy
Making us share space with a
[English and with no space between]
Jae: Wolf
Yoochun: Zombie
Yunho: Elf
Junsu: Vamp
Changmin: Faerie
Yunho: Being alone is much better than this
Cramped together, wrecking my style.
What were they thinking
I can’t be nice to a vampire
[English] All but Yoochun: I want to suck your blood! (followed by laughter)
Yunho: He’ll bite you, he’ll suck you, he’ll drown you, don’t touch him
He’ll eat you, he’ll take you, he’ll bury you, don’t touch him
All: What about you?
Yunho: Me? I’m a werewolf. I’m better than you.
[English] Rap Yoochun: what do you get when you cross us all
You get what we’ve got, don’t believe it all
The hype is just hype and we don’t get along
What do you expect, crossing species is wrong!
Changmin: He’ll drown you, he’ll suck you, he’ll hunt you, don’t touch him
He’ll bury you, he’ll take you, he’ll chase you, don’t touch him
All: What about you?
Changmin: Me? I’m a zombie. I’m better than you.
Jae: You’re all just crazy, you know that right?
You’ll never be better than this creature of light.
All but Jae: Careful! You might break a nail!
All: So far nobody’s dead and it’s been more than a day
The future looks good, if you can think that way.
Changmin: I’ll bite you
Yoochun: I’ll suck you
Yunho: I’ll hunt you
Junsu: I’ll drown you.
(Pause)
Jae: Don’t touch me. (arrogant sniff)
Chapter 7: “I thought it was illegal for you people to eat off humans,” Jae said.
Chapter 5: Scavengers, hunters, sneaky little things.
Chapter 4: Do you know what I want now?
Chapter 3: Jae waited for the three of them to swoon or something.
Chapter 2: Try not to touch me unless I allow it and I know your hands are clean.
Chapter 1: I swear if you three don’t shut up, I’m going to go vampire lord on all of your asses!”
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Rating: Chapters will range from PG - NC-17
Pairing: Yoochun/Junsu, Yunho/Jaejoong (other pairings of other characters as well
Disclaimer: If they were mine, I'd tie them to the wall and use their skin as my paper. Can you imagine? Writing fanfics on Jaejoong's abs???
Warnings: AU, Fantasy
Summary: What do you get when you cross an elf, a vampire, a faerie, a zombie and a werewolf? A singing goup? No way!
A/N: This fic will contain members of other groups like Super Junior, Arashi, NEWS and other K-Pop, J-Rock bands. This fic also contains members from OneTVXQ forums.
This is a creature fic. The DBSK boys are
Jaejoong - Faerie
Yunho - Werewolf
Yoochun - Vampire
Junsu - Elf
Changmin - Zombie
This fic is solely for fun. No offense is meant to DBSK or their fans.
Chapter 6:
“What the hell is this?”
Yunho smirked. “Our first single.”
The manager’s eyes went wide. “Are you kidding? We can’t release this.”
“We refuse to sing the one provided for us. We refuse to be made into liars just because you humans think that everyone can get along.”
“And the rest of you?” the manager said. “What do you think?”
Yunho held his breath. He stood in front of the desk and looked behind him. The four exchanged glances.
It was Yoochun who met his eyes and said, “He’s our leader. He speaks for us.”
Yunho’s chest tightened for a moment and then he turned back to the manager. “We sing our song. Or we don’t show up tomorrow.”
“You wrote this?” the manager said, addressing Yoochun.
“Yes, sir.”
“When?”
“This afternoon after I saw that monstrosity that someone up here tried to pass off as a song. Let’s just say I had a necessary burst of creativity.”
Jae snickered. “We’re a loving family. Bull shit. I almost hit Yoochun with a stream of light, and I tried to throw lightning at Junsu today.”
“Which would have been really smart considering you were soaked in water,” Junsu retorted.
“It would have taken you out first, squirrel lover.”
Junsu flicked a finger and a single stream of mud landed on Jae’s white shirt.
“Why you-”
“Jaejoong,” Yunho said in his rumbling voice. “Junsu, knock it off.”
Jae didn’t care if his forehead was furrowed in anger and causing wrinkles. He cleaned his shirt, and then stared bloody murder at Junsu.
“That’s really all we came to say,” Yunho said. “We’ll work hard on it tonight, finalize who sings what part and then tomorrow, we’ll start recording.”
“They can’t all be like this,” he said weakly.
“They won’t be,” Yoochun said. “I have a whole stack that are normal songs. You want me to write an entire CD about how we get along and we’re a happy little family? No one would buy it. And no one would believe it.”
“We’re through here,” Yunho said and turned. Junsu opened the door. Yunho smiled at Changmin, and then his grin turned feral. “Hang on, guys.”
They stopped.
“One more thing,” Yunho said, turning that grin to the manager. The manager actually slid his chair back an inch. “We need more food or more money to buy more food. You guys have Changmin listed for what a normal twenty-one-year old would eat. He’s a fucking zombie. He eats ten times a day. He runs out of food and that makes his skin weak, and it makes him weak. He wouldn’t be having so many problems with his skin sloughing off if he was being fed decently. We can’t afford to lose him. Get him more food. Or give us more money.”
“I’ll make a note of that.”
“You’ll call about it right now, and if I check the team account tomorrow morning and there’s not a substantial difference, then we won’t show up to do recordings.”
“You really have no place to make demands like this.”
“Well, all five of us want to walk out that door and forget about the last week. You’re the one that wants to make money. You think we’ll make you money. So you decide?”
The manager took a deep breath. “I’ll call them right now.”
Yunho smiled, flashing full canines at him, before turning. “Now we can go.” He slung an arm around Changmin, carefully of course. He hadn’t quite recovered from the fangirls … excitement.
Junsu led the way to the elevator. It wasn’t until half way down that Yunho turned to Yoochun and said, “Thanks for backing me up.”
“It’s what I’m supposed to do, right?”
“Is that the only reason why you did it?”
Yoochun thought about it for a moment. Yunho really was a great leader. Before he moved in, Junsu and Jae could barely be in the same room without throwing magic at each other.
“No,” he finally said. “You’re a good leader.”
“The leader of the pack,” Jae sang, the chorus from one of the first Werewolves hit songs.
Yunho laughed. “I hate that song.”
“So do faeries. You werewolves are too hairy.” Jae looked Yunho up and down and remembered that morning in the kitchen. “Well, except you, Mr. Almost Perfect Body.”
“That sounded like a compliment,” Yunho said, “but why only ‘almost perfect’?”
“Because you’re not a faerie.”
“Right.”
They left the building and headed back to the apartment. Half way there, Changmin said, “Hyung, I’m hungry.”
“We’ll go to dinner,” Yunho said immediately.
“We need to practice,” Yoochun reminded him. “We haven’t sung this together yet.”
“And Changmin is going to be worthless unless he eats.”
Jae opened his mouth, but Yunho pointed a stern finger at him and said, “Don’t you dare say that Changmin is worthless. No more barbs from you tonight, alright?”
Jae made a face at him, but otherwise stayed quiet.
Yunho and Changmin led the way and Junsu realized that Yunho had his arm around the young man this entire time. Junsu didn’t think he could do that with Changmin yet. The kid was nice, but so quiet. Jae walked in front of him and Yoochun. The city lights turned his wings into a rainbow of colors.
More than one person or creature stopped and stared in awe at their little ragtag group.
“I really like the song you wrote,” Junsu said. He wasn’t nervous around Yoochun now, not at all. Well, not a lot, but it wasn’t like Yoochun had been ignoring him all day. He was writing music, and Junsu hadn’t wanted to bother him.
They walked close, shoulders just barely not brushing. Yoochun looked ahead. Well, if Yunho could get away with it …
He put his arm around Junsu’s shoulder and pulled him close. “Thanks,” he said, and then shivered when the elf’s arm circled his waist.
They ate dinner at a small restaurant just a block from their apartment. Conversation was light, but not strained. Even Jae managed to smile and joke around with Changmin without being condescending.
When they arrived back, Yunho said, “Let’s just go through it a couple times. I know I’m pretty tired.”
“Yeah, I’m exhausted,” Yoochun said.
“Junsu keep you up all night?” Jae said, but surprisingly without the disdain. He certainly didn’t mean to make it so friendly, but then decided he didn’t care. Especially when Junsu giggled and Yoochun actually blushed.
“Let me go get my keyboard,” Yoochun said and left the room.
Jae turned to Junsu and said, “He’s cute, for a vampire.”
“You’re ugly, for a faerie,” Junsu replied.
“You’re jealous.”
Junsu scoffed, but before he could say anything, Yunho growled again, and Junsu just turned away.
Yoochun returned. “First, I want to play this for you guys so you know what it sounds like all the way through, though I’ll skip the rapping for now.”
Changmin sat in his chair. Junsu sat in the other. Yunho and Jae sat on the couch, once again with Jae’s feet up in Yunho’s lap.
Yoochun played the song through, and then did it again, this time singing the words he’d written. Over the next few hours, the five of them practiced, changed words, and orders of singing, until Changmin broke off during his solo to yawn.
It was one am.
“Shit,” Yunho said. “We should have been in bed hours ago.”
“It’s alright, hyung,” Changmin said. “I like to sing, and we sound good.”
They all exchanged glances and they all thought the same thing. Changmin was right. They sounded good. Silence fell and it was the first time not one of them felt animosity, irritation or disdain.
“Well,” Yunho said. He moved Jae’s legs and stood up. “Let’s get to bed. We need to get to the studio before the sun rises.”
“That would be nice.”
“No fried Yoochun for breakfast tomorrow,” Jae said with a pout.
“I thought you didn’t eat meat,” Yoochun said.
“Nope. Besides, I think Junsu’s the only one who could, um, swallow what you’re made of.”
Yoochun made a noise.
Junsu flicked his fingers at Jae. A garland of flowers landed on his head. “A crown to the king of the worst blow job joke ever.”
“Well, I’m right,” Jae said, conjuring up a mirror and looking at himself with the flowers on his head.
Junsu and Yoochun’s eyes met. Junsu smiled. Yoochun shivered, and then looked away.
“Why burgundy flowers, Su?” Jae asked. “They’re too dark for my skin tone.”
Junsu scoffed and with another flick of fingers, the flowers turned pale yellow. “Better?”
Jae grinned. “Yes. Now they’re almost as pretty as I am. Then again, they are tainted because you made them and-”
“Jae,” Yunho said in warning.
Jae shot him an innocent look and smiled.
Yunho shook his head.
During bedtime preparations, Yoochun found himself alone in the bathroom with Yunho.
Yunho cleared his throat and said, “I’m looking the other way, but if you’re going to be doing this, you better make it look like you’re still drinking animal blood.”
Yoochun gaped at him. “How-”
“Neither one of you smelled like sex this morning, and then it took me a minute to realize that sweet smell that wasn’t quite blood was Junsu. Jae just thinks you’re doing it, but I noticed, Yoochun. You didn’t have a single jar of blood today. Usually if you miss even one, you turn into a blood fiend.”
Yoochun winced. “Forgot about that.”
“Yeah. You two do what you want, but as soon as I walk out that door, I don’t know, and we didn’t have this conversation.”
“Sounds good.”
Yunho headed to the door. And then said, “By the way, the song is really, really good.”
Yoochun was a bit nervous when he came into his room and Junsu was there. On his bed. Legs partially spread.
Junsu smiled. “You know,” he said, while running a finger over his hip, “everything in the world should be balanced.”
“Really?”
Junsu nodded, eyes wide with fake innocence. “One of the first lessons an elf learns is about the balance in life. The symmetric sides of life and death. We crave this balance.”
Yoochun kneeled on the bed next to Junsu. “So what you’re saying is that everything should be symmetric?”
“Pretty much.”
Yoochun’s finger traced along Junsu’s hip. Junsu shifted a bit and slid the sweatpants off his lower body. Yoochun swallowed, forced his eyes and hands to stay on Junsu’s hip and not stray to other parts of his anatomy. Last night had been a desperate need for both of them, but Yoochun wanted more. He wanted to taste Junsu’s skin and feel Junsu’s muscles quiver under his hands. But what if Junsu didn’t want that? Their deal was simple. He got blood, Junsu got fangs.
Yoochun sighed and before Junsu could question its purpose, Yoochun lowered his mouth and bit Junsu’s hip.
Junsu arched up with a cry, hands grabbing Yoochun’s hair.
Yoochun had to shut his eyes. God, Junsu’s blood was amazing. He took a tiny bit more than he had the night before, but this time he was expecting the aftermath. He managed to get on the bed and lay reasonably straight before the swirling world tossed him into unconsciousness.
Junsu sighed. He slipped his sweatpants back on, curled up next to Yoochun and tugged a blanket over him. One day, one day, he’d convince Yoochun to give him a bit more.
Lyrics to I'm Better than You by Vampire!Yoochun
Yoochun: what do you get when you cross us all
You get what we’ve got, don’t believe it all
The hype is just hype and we don’t get along
What do you expect, crossing species is wrong!
Junsu: He’ll bite you, he’ll suck you, he’ll hunt you, don’t touch him
He’ll eat you, he’ll take you, he’ll chase you, don’t touch him
All but Su: What about you?
Junsu: Me? I’m an elf. I’m better than you.
All: Aw, whatever, nature freak.
Jae: I’m surrounded by ugly
And I share air with an elf
Changmin: shut it, you fairy
You’re so full of yourself
Yunho: How do you lead people
That mean nothing to you?
Yoochun: you don’t, crazy werewolf
Cause we won’t listen to you
[English] All but Yunho: Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Not me!
Yoochun: He’ll bite you, he’ll drown you, he’ll hunt you, don’t touch him
He’ll eat you, he’ll bury you, he’ll chase you, don’t touch him
All: What about you?
Yoochun: Me? I’m a vampire. I’m better than you.
All: Aw, whatever, bloodsucker.
Changmin: They’ve lost it up there
Office workers gone craaaay-zy
Making us share space with a
[English and with no space between]
Jae: Wolf
Yoochun: Zombie
Yunho: Elf
Junsu: Vamp
Changmin: Faerie
Yunho: Being alone is much better than this
Cramped together, wrecking my style.
What were they thinking
I can’t be nice to a vampire
[English] All but Yoochun: I want to suck your blood! (followed by laughter)
Yunho: He’ll bite you, he’ll suck you, he’ll drown you, don’t touch him
He’ll eat you, he’ll take you, he’ll bury you, don’t touch him
All: What about you?
Yunho: Me? I’m a werewolf. I’m better than you.
[English] Rap Yoochun: what do you get when you cross us all
You get what we’ve got, don’t believe it all
The hype is just hype and we don’t get along
What do you expect, crossing species is wrong!
Changmin: He’ll drown you, he’ll suck you, he’ll hunt you, don’t touch him
He’ll bury you, he’ll take you, he’ll chase you, don’t touch him
All: What about you?
Changmin: Me? I’m a zombie. I’m better than you.
Jae: You’re all just crazy, you know that right?
You’ll never be better than this creature of light.
All but Jae: Careful! You might break a nail!
All: So far nobody’s dead and it’s been more than a day
The future looks good, if you can think that way.
Changmin: I’ll bite you
Yoochun: I’ll suck you
Yunho: I’ll hunt you
Junsu: I’ll drown you.
(Pause)
Jae: Don’t touch me. (arrogant sniff)
Chapter 7: “I thought it was illegal for you people to eat off humans,” Jae said.
Chapter 5: Scavengers, hunters, sneaky little things.
Chapter 4: Do you know what I want now?
Chapter 3: Jae waited for the three of them to swoon or something.
Chapter 2: Try not to touch me unless I allow it and I know your hands are clean.
Chapter 1: I swear if you three don’t shut up, I’m going to go vampire lord on all of your asses!”
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