Hold on to your funny bones kiddies, it's time for the Pan and Chester Show!!
I forgot to add a few new Pan and Chester quotes from yesterday:
"This building isn't in use now because Parliament is currently suspended" -tour guide
"Does that mean your under direct rule?" -Chester, stating something we've learned at least 8 times by now and something everyone should have known before even coming on this trip!! What the hell does he think they've been having gov't talks about?!!
"Is that like in that other building we were at today?" -Chester, referring to city hall which we had just toured 30 minutes ago.
"So why is that panel of wood darker than all the rest?" -Chester, asking an oh so insightful and intelligent question about Parliament to our tour guide
"This road here was mentioned in Eureka St. which you were all assigned to read for my class." -Terry
"Oh, I didn't read that." -a great confession by Chester
"That doesn't surprise me, I don't think you've read anything." -Terry, exasperated
"I stood in the book store and read some poetry the other day." -Chester
"You stood in the book store, read it, and put the book back?" -Terry, increduously
"Yeah." -Chester, not understanding why this is wrong
"Well, who did you read?" -Terry, skeptically
"Umm, I don't remember." -Chester
"That's not neccessary." -Pan, in response to other people making fun of Chester's stupid comments. Chester, on the other hand, was too dumb to realize we were making fun of him and reassured Pan that he was taking this too seriously and it was all just a joke. Go Chester.
Well, way to embarass us, your school, and your nation Chester. You've now not only made an ass out of yourself in Irish pubs and classrooms, but also in government buildings. At least he kept his idiot mouth shut in front of the lord mayor!
"This building isn't in use now because Parliament is currently suspended" -tour guide
"Does that mean your under direct rule?" -Chester, stating something we've learned at least 8 times by now and something everyone should have known before even coming on this trip!! What the hell does he think they've been having gov't talks about?!!
"Is that like in that other building we were at today?" -Chester, referring to city hall which we had just toured 30 minutes ago.
"So why is that panel of wood darker than all the rest?" -Chester, asking an oh so insightful and intelligent question about Parliament to our tour guide
"This road here was mentioned in Eureka St. which you were all assigned to read for my class." -Terry
"Oh, I didn't read that." -a great confession by Chester
"That doesn't surprise me, I don't think you've read anything." -Terry, exasperated
"I stood in the book store and read some poetry the other day." -Chester
"You stood in the book store, read it, and put the book back?" -Terry, increduously
"Yeah." -Chester, not understanding why this is wrong
"Well, who did you read?" -Terry, skeptically
"Umm, I don't remember." -Chester
"That's not neccessary." -Pan, in response to other people making fun of Chester's stupid comments. Chester, on the other hand, was too dumb to realize we were making fun of him and reassured Pan that he was taking this too seriously and it was all just a joke. Go Chester.
Well, way to embarass us, your school, and your nation Chester. You've now not only made an ass out of yourself in Irish pubs and classrooms, but also in government buildings. At least he kept his idiot mouth shut in front of the lord mayor!