The Youngest Billy Goat has a request of a delicate nature.

[bbgoat]

Kill me.

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[bramblesgaveway]

[bbgoat]

They're trying to guidance counsel me. I would RATHER be dead.

[bramblesgaveway]

[bbgoat]

Uh no, not about my future, they think I'm HOMELESS. Or otherwise living in some old Russian guy's pedophiliac love den.

[bibbetyboo]

...Why?

[bbgoat]

My high school is trying to fix my life again. I keep hearing that kids slip between cracks in the system! WHY CAN I NOT SLIP.

[bibbetyboo]

It's a thing they have. You could sue. Schools aren't so into that.

[bbgoat]

Oh man, that would be amazing.

[getoffmybridge]

Urm...

[bbgoat]

Anser would so have you whacked.

[getoffmybridge]

You're asking for it.

[elder_goat]

NO KILLING GOATS. Isn't there a twelve-step program or something?

[Private to Bob]
Though she IS asking for it ... As much as I love my kin, they're kind of idiots sometimes.

[lepetitrouge]

UM NO. I NEEDS YOU. I'll do something horrible and take the pressure off you next week okay? We can switch. It's brilliant. Nothing can go wrong.

[bbgoat]

PLEASE. I told Li Lao that I was living with a "very nice older Russian gentleman", and there might have been some other details, but she turned me in to the feds, and now they're trying to help me. THEY'RE TRYING TO HELP ME.

[lepetitrouge]

I told you not to mess with that girl. But no. You just couldn't resist.

Okay, I'll see what I can do about having a prescription-med-freakout. I'll point The Man in the direction of an underground ring of Aderol peddlers, and they'll forget all about "helping" or whatever.

[bbgoat]

Have you seen her SCANDALIZED FACES? If you stuck a quarter in her eyebrow furrow, it would stay there.