The Youngest Billy Goat has a request of a delicate nature.

[bbgoat]

Kill me.

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[bramblesgaveway]

Not kosher.

[bbgoat]

They're trying to guidance counsel me. I would RATHER be dead.

[bramblesgaveway]

Trial of teenage life. You'll live.

[bbgoat]

Uh no, not about my future, they think I'm HOMELESS. Or otherwise living in some old Russian guy's pedophiliac love den.

[bramblesgaveway]

That what you tell them?

[bbgoat]

That's what I told Li. I didn't know the bitch would squeal.

[bramblesgaveway]

Kind of hard to keep a pedophiliac love den secret.

[bbgoat]

Because they're meant to be shared?

[bramblesgaveway]

Should probably tell them no Russians are keeping you locked in their basements.

[bbgoat]

They probably think I have, like, STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.

[bramblesgaveway]

Or are full of shit.

Need to come bail you out?

[bbgoat]

Jessica Winters, will you be the strong female figure who can keep me on the straight and narrow during this VERY DIFFICULT period of transition?

[bramblesgaveway]

Can keep it from getting back to your aunts that you associate with Russian pedos.

[bbgoat]

At least drop some hints that they're marriage-minded Jewish Russian pedos.

[bramblesgaveway]

Long as they keep kosher and make them great-aunts.