The Youngest Billy Goat withstands an assault upon her virtue.

[bbgoat]

So if life was like a Macy's advert and I got an annual card-coupon from the city in which I live, it would be like:

[ooc: hand-drawn and fairly ornate rectangle]

Happy New Year! Have a complimentary subway groping from an old man in a fedora, FREE OF CHARGE.

And the redeeming of it would be compulsory. So like, thanks New York. I would say

Comments

[hareish]

Fedora?

(...)

Was it Kilroy?

[bbgoat]

Who's Kilroy?

[hareish]

The Hatter. Looks kinda like Freddy Prinze Jr. or whatever the fuck his name is.

[bbgoat]

What? If I got groped by a dude who looked like Freddy Prinze Jr I'd PROBABLY have mentioned that. I mean I guess it would have been better, but then Sarah Michelle Gellar would've made some stupid ass horror movie about it.

[hareish]

Who?

[bbgoat]

Buffy?

[hareish]

Yeah, I have no idea who the fuck that guy is.

[bbgoat]

Then he is probably not Kilroy.