Your royal tweetiness, your highness
Where the twits don't fly, I do.
- 11:44 Abandoning Richard to the customers so I can read the new Veronica, uh, I mean Secret Six. Yeah.
- 12:53 Dear Aspen, re: Executive Assistant Iris. Please stop. For fuck's sake, just stop already.
- 13:02 Dear Marvel, re: Black Panther. You seem to be under the illusion that anyone actually cares. Can you just get to the point?
- 16:17 "You got that Heavy Metal magazine? Whoo-ee I sure do like lookin' at them big ol' titties"
- 22:43 Just purchased tickets for a Friday night showing of Jonas Brothers in 3D! I am so stoked!
- 22:43 Whoa, uh, wait, that wasn't quite right. I lied. It's Saturday night.
- 22:44 But seriously. Watchmen. Friday night. Yeah.