3 is the magic number... for drinking
A cow went a-fishing and sees an elephant swimming by, "Hello, cow! Is it far to a bridge?"
"Which one do you want: across or along the river?"
"It doesn't matter to me, I am wearing silk stockings!"
AHAHA, so today, I was intruiged by the screenname of Steven Walsh, so I typed "In soviet Russia" into google... I read a bit about some Russian comedian who coined the phrase, then ended up on this page...
Now, most of them aren't that funny, but are quite interesting what with us having spent two years learning about Russia. It's also good how apparently the Russian word for penis can be interchanged with just about any other word in the Russian language...Similar to how we use fuck I guess...
Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes. "Who sneezed?" (Silence.) "First row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Applause.) "Who sneezed?" (Silence.) "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Long, loud applause.) "Who sneezed?" (Silence.) ...A dejected voice in the back: "It was me" (Sobs.) Stalin leans forward: "Bless you, comrade!"
Oh uncle Joe, just like you :D
Anyway, another fun thing to try is to open google earth and search for barry wright... You'll be surprised where I turn out to be...
To whom do I owe emails? I'll send them after I learn cyrillic.
"Which one do you want: across or along the river?"
"It doesn't matter to me, I am wearing silk stockings!"
AHAHA, so today, I was intruiged by the screenname of Steven Walsh, so I typed "In soviet Russia" into google... I read a bit about some Russian comedian who coined the phrase, then ended up on this page...
Now, most of them aren't that funny, but are quite interesting what with us having spent two years learning about Russia. It's also good how apparently the Russian word for penis can be interchanged with just about any other word in the Russian language...Similar to how we use fuck I guess...
Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes. "Who sneezed?" (Silence.) "First row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Applause.) "Who sneezed?" (Silence.) "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Long, loud applause.) "Who sneezed?" (Silence.) ...A dejected voice in the back: "It was me" (Sobs.) Stalin leans forward: "Bless you, comrade!"
Oh uncle Joe, just like you :D
Anyway, another fun thing to try is to open google earth and search for barry wright... You'll be surprised where I turn out to be...
To whom do I owe emails? I'll send them after I learn cyrillic.