1. Every once in awhile, I actually get my shit together and don't procrastinate, thus allowing for guilt-free good times. (As opposed to I-should-feel-guilty-but-I-can't-quite-bring-myself-to good times.)

2. As has been expressed by me before, b-girls are hott. If you have breakdancing skills it is pretty much guaranteed that I will fuck you ( Read more... )

It is awesome outside ( Read more... )