Okay, but like see Brendon would just have wet dreams and not care, right. So like the best person to have a wet dream all inappropriately would totally be Spencer, right. And like Ryan would just know because he's Ryan and they're besties and shit and he would just blurt it to the whole bus and Zack would be like I don't want to hear that shit. But like Spencer would have a wet dream about like their bus driver or like one of your Cab babies or something and be all crazed about it and embarrassed and it would be epic and Brendon would make jokes about it.
Dude, why is the Stump man never on your list? Or the TroMan. Where is the love?
Why is Stump never on my list? And TroMan isn't on it because he's not faily enough for this list. I only list the ones that I think it's funny for them to have it happen to. Joe is way to fucking awesome to be put in the same list. I don't even know why.
Dude, Spencer would be like "WE HAVE TO STOP AT THE LAUNDROMAT SO I CAN WASH MY SHEETS."
Homie fucking Stump would have a fucking wet dream during van times and Pete would pester him to know who it was and it would be about Pete, but Patrick would totally lie and say it was about someone else and Pete would get all sad and failboat-y about it and TroMan would totally slap some shit into him.
You are so right about that. TroMan is so fucking awesome that he has his own level of awesome.
Brendon would so be like why, my sheets are fucking filthy and Zack would be like FUCKING OVERSHARE! and Jon would be like I totally agree and Ryan would be like so deep in denial he didn't hear it.
I can't believe Stump isn't on here. Maybe it's because I truly respect him as a musician and my subconscious won't let me mock him?
Brendon would be like "My sheets are fucking crunchy right now" and of course Spencer would have to go to Target and buy everyone new sheets and bleach and hot water everything and burn Brendon's old sheets for the good of humanity while Jon just sat back and laughed.
Dude, I would have wet dreams all the time. And everyone would know.
Dude, that's actually kind of hot. Not going to lie. Would normally say that I would try and get the roommate to write that, because she has a girl boner for Anderson Cooper, but I'm busy poking her with my massive poking stick re: her Brendon/Spencer Singer/Shane fic.
The first question frustrates me because I can only pick one. Because you know I have like, crazy love for the cruise ship AU, but I want them all. My life, so hard.
Also, you and Lauren have to write that. Even if I think Cash was totally the last one and the other boys know about it because he's always rutting against one of them and saying filthy shit in his sleep. And then feels the need to share the dream in detail wake he wakes up :p.
The first question specifically isn't a ticky because of you! Also, you failed to write in who Cash had the wet dream about. :P (My personal favorite was jwalkontherocks saying Singer had the wet dream about me, because I'm faily like that hahahahahahha).
I want to write a series of short stories based on all these polls. Like, a series of wet dream/jizz in the pants failbots.
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Dude, why is the Stump man never on your list? Or the TroMan. Where is the love?
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Dude, Spencer would be like "WE HAVE TO STOP AT THE LAUNDROMAT SO I CAN WASH MY SHEETS."
...Dude, imagine it happening in a van.
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You are so right about that. TroMan is so fucking awesome that he has his own level of awesome.
Brendon would so be like why, my sheets are fucking filthy and Zack would be like FUCKING OVERSHARE! and Jon would be like I totally agree and Ryan would be like so deep in denial he didn't hear it.
Oh man. This is why I don't have a dick.
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Brendon would be like "My sheets are fucking crunchy right now" and of course Spencer would have to go to Target and buy everyone new sheets and bleach and hot water everything and burn Brendon's old sheets for the good of humanity while Jon just sat back and laughed.
Dude, I would have wet dreams all the time. And everyone would know.
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Also, you and Lauren have to write that. Even if I think Cash was totally the last one and the other boys know about it because he's always rutting against one of them and saying filthy shit in his sleep. And then feels the need to share the dream in detail wake he wakes up :p.
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I want to write a series of short stories based on all these polls. Like, a series of wet dream/jizz in the pants failbots.
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