Okay, but like see Brendon would just have wet dreams and not care, right. So like the best person to have a wet dream all inappropriately would totally be Spencer, right. And like Ryan would just know because he's Ryan and they're besties and shit and he would just blurt it to the whole bus and Zack would be like I don't want to hear that shit. But like Spencer would have a wet dream about like their bus driver or like one of your Cab babies or something and be all crazed about it and embarrassed and it would be epic and Brendon would make jokes about it.
Dude, why is the Stump man never on your list? Or the TroMan. Where is the love?
Why is Stump never on my list? And TroMan isn't on it because he's not faily enough for this list. I only list the ones that I think it's funny for them to have it happen to. Joe is way to fucking awesome to be put in the same list. I don't even know why.
Dude, Spencer would be like "WE HAVE TO STOP AT THE LAUNDROMAT SO I CAN WASH MY SHEETS."
Homie fucking Stump would have a fucking wet dream during van times and Pete would pester him to know who it was and it would be about Pete, but Patrick would totally lie and say it was about someone else and Pete would get all sad and failboat-y about it and TroMan would totally slap some shit into him.
You are so right about that. TroMan is so fucking awesome that he has his own level of awesome.
Brendon would so be like why, my sheets are fucking filthy and Zack would be like FUCKING OVERSHARE! and Jon would be like I totally agree and Ryan would be like so deep in denial he didn't hear it.
I can't believe Stump isn't on here. Maybe it's because I truly respect him as a musician and my subconscious won't let me mock him?
Brendon would be like "My sheets are fucking crunchy right now" and of course Spencer would have to go to Target and buy everyone new sheets and bleach and hot water everything and burn Brendon's old sheets for the good of humanity while Jon just sat back and laughed.
Dude, I would have wet dreams all the time. And everyone would know.
No, no, see Patrick drinks the Kool-Aid okay. He like loves Blender magazine even though they are douches and obsesses over Kayne West and is willingly best friends with Pete Wentz. He is a ridiculous individual and deserves to be on your lists of ridiculousness.
OMG okay and like Ryan would want ones with flowers and Spencer would be like do you ever even have wet dreams and Ryan would be like I thought you were just buying sheets for everyone. And like Jon would drop the bomb on them all and be like okay to be fair some of that crunchy might be mine and Brendon would giggle and Spencer would be like OMG how could you have sex on those sheets and Jon would be like that's what you're tripping on?
Okay, if you were a man, you'd be a fabulous gay one like I would, but you would be like snort laughing and talking about how you totally had a dream where you were tapping Singer's ass.
Dude, in that case, I shall never forget him again.
If I didn't know already that you had 9387092475098 WIPS I would poke you with a stick to write me something.
I would be totally gay and have sex ALL THE TIME. And I want to say that this is untrue (re: Singer), but I've already admitted to other people that I would love to have a cock, and he would be a girl and I would make him ride me so that I could grip his pretty hips.
Never. I gotta represent for the Stump ridiculousness.
Oh man, like can you imagine? If it were a real fic and not something we were toying around with. If like there was a fic where all the ridiculous stuff above happened and Brendon would totally make Spencer buy him Aladdin sheets, but he would have to promise to wash them regularly and Brendon would be like, duh, Spencer, these would be magic sheets that don't get jizzed on. That would just be disrespectful. And Ryan would be like except for the part where you would totally make Jon fuck you on them.
I'd be like too cool and shit. It would be epic. We'd be awesome gay men.
Did I tell you that S is writing me some epic Singer/Shane, and not just for the sake of the pairing, but because that's the way the story went? And I'm actually a little worried that it's going to break Danielle's brain.
You should write a story about sheets. And Jizz In My Pants. That video makes me want to write Justin Timberlake/Singer SO BAD.
Jesus, Singer really is my little black dress. And IRL? I don't want to have sex with him at all.
Yes, but S is supposed to be writing a lot of shit so I hope it actually happens for you. I'm waiting for some motherfucking antiques roadshow shit, bitch.
Yes, but 89321074132784891732094 WIPS, remember. I'm not adding another one to the pile. Especially not one about how Brendon doesn't change his sheets and Jon's response to Spencer being all outraged about them having sex on said sheets is that they have sex in Jon's bunk instead and Jon always washes his sheets, even pre-soaks.
Seriously, not adding it to the pile.
Justin Timberlake/Singer FTW? VIDEO?
You really don't want to have sex with the man? Or should I say failboat-y boy.
It's 8k words now, and she's actively writing it, and I WON'T LET THIS ONE DIE. Because I know all about her WIPS and if this one goes down in flames, I will start releasing fire ants into her bedroom.
ADD IT. Just saying, for funsies. A ficlet to keep on the sidelines for when you need something random.
There's no Singer, but there is JT and it's hysterical. But Singer's boner for Justin is way bigger than his FOB or Panic boner. Combined.
I used to, and some days I still would, but mostly, my love for him is non sexual. About 85% of the time or more I don't want to have actualfax sex with him. It's kind of unbelievable, isn't it?
See I don't have that option. Because I don't live all that close to the bitch and it's Arizona and I HATE IT!!!
Maybe I will. Maybe I will.
If I wasn't listening to Patrick sing his motherfucking ass off right now I would watch this video. I will watch it later though. Gabe Saporta has a boner for Justin Timberlake too. It's pretty fucking hysterical.
Do you wanna have actualfax sex with anyone? Also, no, like I get it. Like my love for William Beckett.
If The Cab plays at The Roxy I want to GOOOOOOO. I really liked The Roxy when I was there for Darren Hayes.
You should.
And you have to watch it. That shit is hysterical.
And yes, there are lots of people that I would have actualfax sex with. OK, in theory, if we were dating, I can't do random sex at this point. But, yes, there are people I would have sex with. OK, and a handful that I would just fuck. Like, Rob Thomas comes to me and tells me to get naked? I'm fucking getting naked. STAT.
Dude, why is the Stump man never on your list? Or the TroMan. Where is the love?
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Dude, Spencer would be like "WE HAVE TO STOP AT THE LAUNDROMAT SO I CAN WASH MY SHEETS."
...Dude, imagine it happening in a van.
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You are so right about that. TroMan is so fucking awesome that he has his own level of awesome.
Brendon would so be like why, my sheets are fucking filthy and Zack would be like FUCKING OVERSHARE! and Jon would be like I totally agree and Ryan would be like so deep in denial he didn't hear it.
Oh man. This is why I don't have a dick.
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Brendon would be like "My sheets are fucking crunchy right now" and of course Spencer would have to go to Target and buy everyone new sheets and bleach and hot water everything and burn Brendon's old sheets for the good of humanity while Jon just sat back and laughed.
Dude, I would have wet dreams all the time. And everyone would know.
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OMG okay and like Ryan would want ones with flowers and Spencer would be like do you ever even have wet dreams and Ryan would be like I thought you were just buying sheets for everyone. And like Jon would drop the bomb on them all and be like okay to be fair some of that crunchy might be mine and Brendon would giggle and Spencer would be like OMG how could you have sex on those sheets and Jon would be like that's what you're tripping on?
Okay, if you were a man, you'd be a fabulous gay one like I would, but you would be like snort laughing and talking about how you totally had a dream where you were tapping Singer's ass.
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If I didn't know already that you had 9387092475098 WIPS I would poke you with a stick to write me something.
I would be totally gay and have sex ALL THE TIME. And I want to say that this is untrue (re: Singer), but I've already admitted to other people that I would love to have a cock, and he would be a girl and I would make him ride me so that I could grip his pretty hips.
Wtf is wrong with me?
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Oh man, like can you imagine? If it were a real fic and not something we were toying around with. If like there was a fic where all the ridiculous stuff above happened and Brendon would totally make Spencer buy him Aladdin sheets, but he would have to promise to wash them regularly and Brendon would be like, duh, Spencer, these would be magic sheets that don't get jizzed on. That would just be disrespectful. And Ryan would be like except for the part where you would totally make Jon fuck you on them.
I'd be like too cool and shit. It would be epic. We'd be awesome gay men.
You clearly have a sickness. Clearly.
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You should write a story about sheets. And Jizz In My Pants. That video makes me want to write Justin Timberlake/Singer SO BAD.
Jesus, Singer really is my little black dress. And IRL? I don't want to have sex with him at all.
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Yes, but 89321074132784891732094 WIPS, remember. I'm not adding another one to the pile. Especially not one about how Brendon doesn't change his sheets and Jon's response to Spencer being all outraged about them having sex on said sheets is that they have sex in Jon's bunk instead and Jon always washes his sheets, even pre-soaks.
Seriously, not adding it to the pile.
Justin Timberlake/Singer FTW? VIDEO?
You really don't want to have sex with the man? Or should I say failboat-y boy.
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ADD IT. Just saying, for funsies. A ficlet to keep on the sidelines for when you need something random.
There's no Singer, but there is JT and it's hysterical. But Singer's boner for Justin is way bigger than his FOB or Panic boner. Combined.
I used to, and some days I still would, but mostly, my love for him is non sexual. About 85% of the time or more I don't want to have actualfax sex with him. It's kind of unbelievable, isn't it?
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Maybe I will. Maybe I will.
If I wasn't listening to Patrick sing his motherfucking ass off right now I would watch this video. I will watch it later though. Gabe Saporta has a boner for Justin Timberlake too. It's pretty fucking hysterical.
Do you wanna have actualfax sex with anyone? Also, no, like I get it. Like my love for William Beckett.
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You should.
And you have to watch it. That shit is hysterical.
And yes, there are lots of people that I would have actualfax sex with. OK, in theory, if we were dating, I can't do random sex at this point. But, yes, there are people I would have sex with. OK, and a handful that I would just fuck. Like, Rob Thomas comes to me and tells me to get naked? I'm fucking getting naked. STAT.
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It is added.
Now it's Gabe. Hey Mister DJ totally tries to be my favorite.
I would totally throw Gabe Saporta down and fuck him. I'm just saying.
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I know you would.
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