Last night we went to the Magic Castle and it made me want to study magic again.  That made me realize how many things I am trying to learn right now, which feels a little late in life.  Most of the credit goes to C for signing me up for classes for things I kept saying I wanted to study.  So far that is stilts, bouzouki, fire spinning, and more ( Read more... )

While i will hold fast to the thought that i am not too old to throw myself on the floor, kick and flail, and proclaim i don't want to do something, like, say, go to work.

as i sit here at work, i realize it is just as ineffective as when i did it as a child. Probably less so, as no one was there to see the display.

don wanna be here!

so, we all know those ads, we see them on so many webpages ( Read more... )

V-Day a la Saw

i don't think i have ever before spit water from laughing, but Ner0 made it explode last night, though luckily not out my nose. Points to him ( Read more... )

thank you for the pleasant e-mails, txt messages, and posts. it was a really good weekend filled with friends and fun ( Read more... )

Yoinked from skiomachy: It has come to my attention that many people have become enthralled by the non-biblical Theory of Gravity, and I would like to take this opportunity to point them toward the Truth. The term 'gravity' is a smokescreen used by scientists to camoflage their ignorance about this important subject. In fact, scientists have almost no ( Read more... )

anyone know why geraldo is still on the air at all?

his talk show was stupid
his news presentation was a joke
he GAVE AWAY the position of a secret force during a war!!!

why is he still on the air???

and me? i can't get on a commercial...

you may ask, "What is Love?"

the sixth one was my fav

thanx SaintOn

and now it isn't ( this )

Wednesday, January 4, 2006 is SPELL LIKE A FUCKIN' TARD IN YOUR LJ DAY! Not only should you ignore your spell check but verify any questionable words with a Dyslexic Russian translator.

Post this in your journal and tell the world that you can write however you fucking feel like! Let's eliminate a controlling universe one journal at a time!

NOTE ( Read more... )