queenelectric is the coolest because thanks to her I now have "READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK" as a ringtone. YAY

Own the patent for the world's first healthy cigarette for $50 million!
Real picture of Jesus! Taken in 1995! $3 million! No, that's not a blur, it's Jesus!
It's a real alien I swear! I need psychiatric treatment so I have to sell him.
I find this so gross
I want to win one of these auctions so I can name a baby STOP WHORING YOURSELF OUT ON ( Read more... )

Possibly the dumbest thing I have ever read on LiveJournal