I was considering advertising the sale of my head so that I might enjoy the rest of this week without headaches. The ad was written, the typeface bold and I was about to post when I started to have second thoughts. "What if," my mind whispered (clearly in cahoots with the head), "What if someone takes the transaction seriously and comes and ( Read more... )

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HEALTH AND SAFETY ALERT

ANDERSON HOUSEHOLDWarning: Possible biotoxins released into the atmosphere after yesterday's implosion of Clare. For their own safety, people are advised to give a wide berth of the residence and to wear protective clothing when within a 1km radius of the incident. Headgear is also recommended as structural damage may have ( Read more... )