"More like SHALLOWeen!" (I added an 's' to the begginning of 'Halloween,' changing it's meaning.)

[bate]

Let me tell you about how much I hate Dave. I hate him so much that I wish that I had a flamethrower and giant, spiky vise. That way people watching could avert their gaze to someone using the flamethrower to incinerate an amalgam of baby orphans and puppies and then take their charred and brittle remains and use the giant, spiky vise to crush

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[relientk626]

Hi person who added me to her friends list!!
I'll add you to mine.

[dazinwinter]

elle, i think that bate is a guy.

[bate]

Gawd, you two are so hawt. I really like the blue blanket. It has nice clash with the super vitamin energy pill.