"yo this kid alex, hes awesome p.s. hes cool too"
The last time I went to Boulder Steakhouse with the Segals, we saw Emma, and we were going to say 'hi,' but then Jaime was being all Nazi and mad at us. We had plans dropping silverware or for me to fall out in the aisle and start convulsing and whatnot, when she walked by, so that we'd grab her attention, but Jaime kept threatening us very weakly. I can't remember what she was saying, but it was dumb. It was like the sword of Dumbocles (instead of the sword of Damocles, haha I'm so witty!). So we didn't get to greet Emma. So I learned later that Lauren and Ayanna also work there, and today we went and Lauren got me 50% off my meal. FIFTY-FUCKING-PERCENT! That's like, if I was buying a hooker for $100, and her being like, "Before you go, here's fifty smackers back," and then maybe I'd be like, "I'M the one that smacks YOU, ho!" and she'd be like, "No, I mean 'smackers' in an alternate form, in which it means 'dollar (slang)' and not 'one who smacks,'" and I'd be all like, "Oh, shit. That's like me going to Boulder Steakhouse and buying a meal for $19.00, but only paying $9.50." That's what it's like.
Anyway, Lauren sat us in no man's land, so none of the waitresses would have to serve us, since she was mostly serving us herself. But Emma came over and was being all congenial (maybe it's congenital) even though apparently, I didn't know this, she and Lauren don't get along. Keyon said that there was some tension, but I wasn't paying attension (haha, I'm so freaking witty!). Anyway, she all went out of her way to talk to us, then. I don't doubt she would've been equally as kind if we had said 'hello,' while I was with the Segals. Jaime had no reason to freak out. FOR SHAME, JAIME!
Other exciting stuff happened today, but it's embarrassing, so I won't talk about it, even if it doesn't embarrass me.
Anyway, Lauren sat us in no man's land, so none of the waitresses would have to serve us, since she was mostly serving us herself. But Emma came over and was being all congenial (maybe it's congenital) even though apparently, I didn't know this, she and Lauren don't get along. Keyon said that there was some tension, but I wasn't paying attension (haha, I'm so freaking witty!). Anyway, she all went out of her way to talk to us, then. I don't doubt she would've been equally as kind if we had said 'hello,' while I was with the Segals. Jaime had no reason to freak out. FOR SHAME, JAIME!
Other exciting stuff happened today, but it's embarrassing, so I won't talk about it, even if it doesn't embarrass me.