7/5/05 - Penultimate Bottle Rocket - 7/5/05

Jun 30, 2005 01:54

The End Is Pretty Fucking Nigh!

Yes, friends.. we are truely living in the end times. not the government or
state of the country... not even the world crumbling around us... no, friends -
tuesday (not 'tomorrow' like i drunkenly said before) is the second to last
Bottle Rocket. as we roll unceasingly onward to the 4th (and final) aniversary,
we offer you one last night to get drun... err... put your affairs in order before
the end. with that said...

7/5/05 * Peniultimate Bottle Rocket * 7/5/05
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once again it's time (and one of the last times) to put on your drinking shoes &
head out to good ol' new & improved O'B's check out DJs purp & Clay N. Ferno
spinning the best of the worst, the worst of the best, and whatever other
fucked up music for fucked up people their beers tell them to.

this is your second-to-last chance to check out the tacky new tiki patio, dance
on the sticky/slippery floor under the new wobbing disco ball, and to say you
were there when yours truely does something truely drunkenly stupid.

well, maybe not that last - there are always more chances for that. and no, i'm
not sure what drinking shoes are. maybe kinda like dancing shoes... but not. i
guess they could be specially designed so they don't squish after getting
soaked with booze? not that you should be spilling your drinks anyhow - that's
the kind of irresponsible drinking that liquor ads always warn against.

you should know all the rest of this by now, but here it is anyhow - because
there might be a test on this later:

$3 / 21+
9pm-1am
O'Brien's Pub
3 Harvard Ave
Allston, MA 02134
http://bottlerocket.purp.org/

stay tuned for more drunken news about August 2nd - the 4th aniversary & final
blow-out - we've got all sorts of surprises in store.... err... in bar?
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