Why can't I?
Name 20 people you know...
1. Randy
2. Krystle
3. Niki
4. Tee
5. Electra
6. Bethy
7. Kristin
8. Steve
9. Electra
10. Bauhaus
11. Paul
12. Josh
13. Big Gay Rob
14. Tanay
15. Mum
16. Allyson
17. Christian
18. MooFoo
19. Dana
20. Brian
Then, fill this out according to the people you chose!!
1. Who is 8 going out with: Yes, and that'd be 7
2. Is 9 a boy or a girl: Girl
3. Would 11 and 2 make a cute couple: Um...Dunno...He's kinda tall and she's kinda...not...
4. How about 18 and 4: Don't think so
5. What job does 17 have?: being my nephew
6. When was the last time you talked to 12: Saturday
7. What is 6's favorite band: That'd be Mudhoney
8. Does 1 have any siblings: Yes
9. Would you ever date 3: Heh...AHEM...Sure. I GUESS.
10. Would you ever date 7: Don't think so...I wouldn't want to ruin our comic book.
11. Is 15 single: Yes. She's a widow.
12. What's 16's last name: Wood (she's my sister)
13. What's 5's middle name?: Omega (yes...seriously)
14. What's 10's fantasy: Allison Hannigan
15. Would 14 and 19 make a good couple: Oh good LORD I have no idea...Sure would be interesting to watch, though.
16. What school does 20 go to? do they work?: Works installing car stereos, from what I can remember...Something like that.
17. Tell me a random fact about 11: He's in Holland right now.
18. And 1: I've known him for almost ten years but only known him for about three
19. Have you ever had a crush on 16: My SISTER?
20. Where does 9 live: Somewhere along the 51 C route...Arlington, I think.
21. What's 4's favorite color: Blue
22. Would you makeout with 17: He's my nephew, for Christ's sake
23. Are 5 & 6 best friends?: They've never met
24. Does 7 like 20: They've also never met
25. Does 8 like 19: annnd neither have they
26. How did you meet 15?: Sometime in the winter of 1972. We were rather close. I gestated inside of her.
27. Does 10 have any pets: Nope
28. Have you ever given 3 a hug: Yes
29. Is 13 the sexiest person alive: Sigh...if I say 'no' he's going to cry...YES
30. Have you seen 6 naked: Once or twice ; )
31. Has 4 kissed 11: I don't think so. I would have heard about it.
32. Where does 7 want to get married: I think so, yeah
33. Does 17 like to masterbate: He's TEN...
34. What should 12 stop doing: being so damned cynnical
35. What should 20 start doing more often: Telling Dana's mom exactly what he thinks
36. Have you ever thought about 9 naked: I did. And then I saw and she's stunning. And now I do from time to time.
37. If you were with 18 right now, where would you go: Probably to that chinese buffet in Oakland
38. Have you ever seen 3 drunk?: Not DRUNK...Tipsy, yeah (doesn't take much)
39. If you and 16 were the last people alive, would you reproduce: You can't have kids with your sister...they come out with seven heads.
40. What's something strange that 7 does?: has momentary lapses where she forgets how fucking awesome she is
41. What celebrity does 8 look like: Steve Folland, that guy who starred in PROJECT: VALKYRIE
42. Does 10 remind you of anything: Better days
43. What do you love the most about 14: How, back when I was going through prblems after a certain break-up, she'd always tell me that I was a "good man" before leaving
44. Would 10 and 13 make cute babies: they're both men so, no...Maybe they'd ADOPT some cute babies
45. What do 1 and 14 have in common: They dated for a bit, does that count?
46. Has 2 ever seen you cry: Don't think so...
47. When is 11's birthday: September 9th
48. Has 5 ever liked 18: They met a couple of times and she didn't want to light him on fire so, I guess that's a yeah.
49. Does 2 have any hidden talents: Her muffins bring all the boys to the yard
50. If you were hanging out with 19, what would you guys do: probably chat about stuff and nonsense.