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[bastardbytrade]

[Squiiiirt! Mordecai just got hit in the eye with a squirt of water from his comm.]

What the-- The fuck is going on!?

Stupid piece of shit! [A loud thud is heard as the comm gets tossed across the table]

You want me to talk, huh Captain? I'll talk when I damn well feel like it.

[Oh doesn't he sound thrilled with the water spray.]

Comments

[pimp_hat]

Den joo must feel like talkin' now eh?

[bastardbytrade]

Not really, no.

[Pause. He's got to ask.]

What's with the accent?

[pimp_hat]

Whatchu mean what be wid da accent? What be wid joor accent?

[bastardbytrade]

[At least his mood is improving.]

Nothin' wrong with my accent. Where the hell are you from?

[pimp_hat]

Speak fuh joorself mon.

Be from Azuhroth. What be it to joo?

[bastardbytrade]

I sound like most others on this damn boat. You're the one that stands out in the crowd.

Never heard of it.

[pimp_hat]

Believe me, dat ain't be da only way I stand out on dis boat.

Be more suhprised if jah did honestly.

[bastardbytrade]

Why's that? You don't sound like one of the bots and I'm guessing you aren't human.

[pimp_hat]

What? And go ruin da suhprise? Nah, if joo be wantin' to know den joo gotta find out joorself.

[bastardbytrade]

So what, I run around and listen for your accent?

Sorry pal, I'm not that motivated.

[But he is amused.]

[pimp_hat]

Hey mon, joo be da one dat was intruhsted.

I ain't gonna take time outta my busy schedule to make t'ings easiuh fuh jah.

[bastardbytrade]

[He laughs.]

Good point. Give me something to work with here. What name? What floor?

[pimp_hat]

Suppose I can give a mon a hint. Dere be a lotta liquah ovah here. It be needin' someone to drink it all. Da ocean view ain't be half bad eiddah.

As fuh da name. It be Kevas. Dat one be a freebie.

[bastardbytrade]

You drink? Good man.. or whatever. Chances are I've already seen you if you hang around places like that.

[Mordecai does not give his name in return. He's nice like that.]

[pimp_hat]

What can I say. Birds fly. Fish swim. I drink.

If joo saw me joo'd know. Besides, I got here 'bout a week or so ago.

[Yeah, Kev can tell that this guy is a real people person.]

[bastardbytrade]

Fresh meat, hm?

Aside from drinking, how are you liking our lovely prison?