I'm still here but you don't trust at all... but I'll be waiting
I'm babysitting right now at my neighbor's house. Chris and Joey are crazy... they were playing zoo tycoon and letting all the animals escape and kill everyone. Fun times... We're listening to the Goo Goo Dolls. Chris is actually interested in them! He says he likes all their songs!!! Aww... starting the fandom soooo young... gotta love it. Joey is a pain in my ass... he doesn't like anything not related to Scooby Doo... oh well I'll get him eventually. Chris is in 4th grade and just started the drums for the elementary school band... so cute! Hmm... I possibly need a drummer for the band... he said he'll join for ony 5 dollars... DEAL!!! Joey said he's starting piano soon... hmmm keyboardist??? He said he'll do it for 114 dollars... a little pricy... but DEAL! hahaha!!! We'll rock the house!!! They got their mom a guitar for christmas... haha I tuned it for her... it was waaaaaaay off.... all in all: fun times
I'm supposed to see Analyze That with my Dad today. He fucking loved Analyze This... he gets red in the face and nearly has a heart attack everytime he sees it... should be a barrell of laughs... I need popcorn anyway...
My favorite quotes in Analyze This:
Michael Sobel: Was that really Paul Vitti?
Dr. Ben Sobol: Well, I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring, but yes.
Dr. Ben Sobol: Let me get this straight: you flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn't get an erection?
Boss Paul Vitti: Don't that prove I'm motivated?
Dr. Ben Sobol: You know, you can take a pill for that.
Boss Paul Vitti: Nah, you start with the pills, the next thing you know you're putting in hydraulics. A hard-on should be achieved legitimately or it shouldn't be achieved at all.
Dr. Ben Sobol: Hmm, I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?
Dr. Ben Sobol: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.
Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich.
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pez = peace!
I'm supposed to see Analyze That with my Dad today. He fucking loved Analyze This... he gets red in the face and nearly has a heart attack everytime he sees it... should be a barrell of laughs... I need popcorn anyway...
My favorite quotes in Analyze This:
Michael Sobel: Was that really Paul Vitti?
Dr. Ben Sobol: Well, I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring, but yes.
Dr. Ben Sobol: Let me get this straight: you flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn't get an erection?
Boss Paul Vitti: Don't that prove I'm motivated?
Dr. Ben Sobol: You know, you can take a pill for that.
Boss Paul Vitti: Nah, you start with the pills, the next thing you know you're putting in hydraulics. A hard-on should be achieved legitimately or it shouldn't be achieved at all.
Dr. Ben Sobol: Hmm, I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?
Dr. Ben Sobol: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.
Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich.
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pez = peace!