This is the best:
NYC 12.11.02
"John talked about watching CNN on his birthday while stoned, and becoming discouraged at all the talk of invading Iraq. He said all we need to do is invent some kind of nuclear pot bombs, which would render a country useless and stupid without killing anybody. Then to take over, "just line up those Domino's trucks at the Kuwaiti border and send 'em in!" He also suggested lacing the water supply with Viagra, so that nobody would think about fighting anymore. After all, "you can't fight with a hardon!" Robby didn't say anything about the war, but he flashed lots of peace signs all evening."
Goos for Peace! pez = peace