For those who never had the joys of the turtle song...by Travis

[bassjunky]

I have a turtle
He has no legs

He don't like bacon
He don't like eggs

I took him to
The Super Bowl

He could not walk
He had to roll

And we went out
With my pal Mike

But that little turtle
Can't ride a bike.

But don't be sad,
Don't sing the blues

Just cuz my turtle
Can not wear shoes

Well take no heed
To what I said

Cuz my little turtle
He is now DEAD