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Sep 04, 2008 19:21

So, college is going pretty well actually. The only thing I hate is the SHITLOAD of reading I'm required to do...in NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TIME. Gah.

Other than that, tomorrow I'm going to my first football game as a Marion Center Alum. God, I miss Marching Band. At least I'll get to play stand songs. Then I get to go over to Adrienne's house for a much needed movie night.

Then on Sunday I'm going to Kennywood with Sara for one last summer fun day! Woo!

So, until then.



1. Smoke a bubble pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.

3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.

4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.

5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "That's my name, don't wear it out!"

6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".

7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.

8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.

9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch. (I know just the Prof to do it to as well!)

11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.

13. Sing your questions.

14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.

15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."

16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.

17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.

21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occasionally lick your lips.

22. Address the professor as "your excellency".

23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.

24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.

26. Ask whether you have to come to class.

27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.

28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.

29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.

30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.

31. Watch the professor through binoculars.

32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.

34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" (this happened to me once in my High School Chem class, it hurt like hell)

35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.

37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.

38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.

39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream, "IMPOSTER!"

40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.

43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud".

44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"

45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidentally" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.

46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.

47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.

48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.

49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.

50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.

Can you think of anything else this list might need?

The bolded ones are my favs! XD



Come on, come on, do da Meme........

01. Do you have a tattoo?: No

02. How old are you?: 18 (19 on the 20th!!)

03. Are you single or taken?: Single and loving it (at times)

04. Fish?: Duck

05. Do you dream in color? Yes

06. Ever seen a corpse?: Yes

07. Hipsters or Hillbillies?: Hipbillies

08. How did we meet?: Over on SF

09. What's your philosophy on life and death?: I'm alive now, I'll die some day. End of story.

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?: Uh...I really don't know! XD

11. Do you trust the police?: With certain matters

12. Do you like musicals?: *shifty eyes* Yes...

13. What is your fondest memory of me?: Making her spew with my fanfics! XD

14. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?: My fugly thighs and dismal self-esteem.

15. Would you cheat?: Like on a test (yeah I have) on a person? (never)

16. What are you wearing?: Khaki shorts and a Science festival shirt

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?: Probably as a wee little kid I guess...I can't remember! XD

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?: Depends on how serious the crime is

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?: Create the best Dethklok porn the world has ever seen. Or beat Brendon over the head with a club until he makes it for us!

20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?: LONG

21. What's your favorite day of the week?: Friday

22. What's your favorite color?: I have two equal favs: Black and Acid Green

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?: My Grandparents

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?: I can very nearly lick my elbow. I have a tongue like Gene Simmons! XD

25. What was your first impression of me?: Pretty darn cool

26. Have you ever done drugs?: Prescription and over the counter only.

27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?: Sure. Fill it out all you want everyone!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
28. I died: I'd miss you of course!
29. I kissed you: I'd wonder how you got to my house to do so.
30. I lived next door to you: We'd hang out a lot I'm sure!
31. I started smoking:(I'd better be on fire...): Spray you with a hose XD
32. I stole something: Dunno
33. I was hospitalized: I'd visit, or send a card if possible.
34. I ran away from home: Ask why
35. I got into a fight and you weren't there?: I'd feel pretty bad

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
36. Personality: Funny
37. Eyes: Haven't seen them
38. Hair: Hairy
39. Family: Family-y

WOULD YOU:
40. Keep a secret if I told you one?: Yes
41. Hold my hand?: Sure
42. Take a bullet for me?: Why not?
43. Keep in touch?: Absolutely
44. Try and solve my problems?: I'm a shoulder to cry on!
45. Love me?: *cuddle*
46. Date me?: Nah, I'd draw a line, I'm not much of a dater (no offense!)
47. Sing with me?: Hell yeah!

HAVE YOU EVER:
48. Lied to make me feel better?: No
49. Wanted to kiss me?: Guess not
50. Wanted to kill me?: NO!
51. Broke my heart?: Hope not
52. Kept something important from me?: Nope
53. Thought I was unbearably annoying?: No

MORE:
54. Who are you?: Amanda
55. Are we friends?: I hope so!
56. Describe me in one word: Television (it was the first thing I looked at) XD
57. What reminds you of me?: Otters of course!
58. If you could give me anything, what would it be?: Hmm, ask and you shall recieve!
59. How well do you know me?: Okay, through comments and such ^__^
60. When's the last time you saw me?: Haven't ever.
61. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: Ur...nope

Now tell the truth: Wasn't this a nice Meme
I liked some of the off-beat questions so, of course it was!!

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