Tom's Dick Is Not Bigger Than Mine

[bassick]

I'm cooling down. It's amazing what some aderal can do for one's outlook on life. Time-release optimism. Science is a beautiful thing

Comments

[alwaystoken]

Believe it or not, you're not the only person that's gone through that sort of thing. Another thing: don't mistake human emotion with being emo. You're not trying so hard to feel something that you fake it, you're simply an imperfect human existing in an imperfect world under imperfect circumstance. Don't expect perfection.

Although she was a nice girl she was one out of over 6 billion people, half of which are female. There are 3 billion females out there, 75% of them are ugly and 5% is gay, that leaves 20% of the 3 billion just for you.

[bassick]

that's...like...6 billion boobs. worrrrd.

[alwaystoken]

How many of those do you think you could eat before getting full?