017 - oooooh caaaaanadaaaaaa

[bass_on_fire]

 Today's Canada Day.

My first response is to say "Canada sucks!" But that wouldn't be fair, and kind of a lie.

My second response really just goes to yet more girls I was with, briefly, who were from America's hat. One was actually kinda self-absorbed. All she wanted to talk about was how the US's government was so corrupt, that Americans were

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[mad_here]

...does it have a kind Queen?

[bass_on_fire]

I think so. But I think the Queen's just an overseas figurehead. Pretty sure they have a Prime Minister instead. In which case, I have no idea. I could guess as kind as any Canadian I've ever met.

[mad_here]

They sound like a different species...

[bass_on_fire]

... Yeah, I am... not exactly the best representative of these kinds of thoughts. I come from New York City, where everyone's kind of pissed off all the time. Just different exposures to media and politics. Seems to do a world of difference between nations.

[mad_here]

Does New York have a Queen?

[bass_on_fire]

... Well, it has queens...

Erh. But seriously. No. We have local, state, and national administrative heads. Like... A city mayor, state governor, and a president of the country.

...sob. I am so sorry :(

[mad_here]

Do they each have their rabbit administrator?

it's hilaaaaarious

[bass_on_fire]

R-- Rabbit?

Uh. No. No, there is no rabbit administrator. I... have no freakin' clue what the equivalent could be.

[laughs_for_two]

We have Queen Elizabeth II right now, who's actually the Queen of England. But we're kind of a Dominion of Britain. I don't know much but she seems pretty nice when I've seen her on TV.

[prefers_chess]

Also, she's female, which is apparently not the case for queens where that guy comes from.

Remember to speak in small words when conversing with lunatics, Webster, or they'll have difficulty understanding you.

[mad_here]

I hate you very, very much.

It's good of you to explain.

[prefers_chess]

Only the first explanation is free. We will be charging your account for all the rest.

[laughs_for_two]

He's a lunatic? He could just be from another world...

[prefers_chess]

When asked, he will respond that he is from Wonderland.

[laughs_for_two]

Like the book?

[prefers_chess]

Furthermore, he claims his name is Alice.