The town sheriff walks into the bar. There's a dead silence as the sheriff surveys the crowd impressively. The bartender asks in a timid voice, "Can we help you, sheriff ( Read more... )

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from the local Freecycle mailing list:

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*1 - Hello, I'm Looking For a Tent Trailer Something Sitting in ur
back yard, not getting any use, I can Travle.
**2 - A kilt To fit a 46" waist ( don't matter what Klan)
***3 - Cattle Prod (working)
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And yes, that's exactly how it appeared.

I just... what?

http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2007.htm

I am full of LOL. :D

After seeing the Simpsons movie, I can't be the only person to think this, but I kind of hope I am. :D

( grand theft walrus!! )

there are HP7 spoilers in this link!!

A selection of double entendres from HP7.

*snerk*

i has new icons! this is one of them! :D

(It was disturbingly difficult not to type 'this are one of them'. Wow. I appear to have reached critical meme exposure levels...)

This is my dream for SW.

eta: Dammit, this was me last night.