something afoot

[basincitymarv]

So I found myself asking myself a question: what could fill in the blank in "_______ is a young man's game and an old man's racket". And the first answer that popped into my head was villainy. But then the second answer that popped into my head was pooping. And then I thought about it and realized that those two things are really just one answer

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[lno]

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular "Everybody Poops", or the less popular "Nobody Poops But You".
Peter: Well, you see, we're Catholic...
Salesman: Ah, then you'll want "You're A Naughty, Naughty Boy, And That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back Of You".

[matheatre]

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