Boobies!

[basiljunk]

When i first met The Katura Person, one of the first things she did was send me her boobs. They were fun.

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[katura]

I'd be kind of afraid of that goo getting anywhere outside. It's probably toxic. Don't want any dogs/cats/geese ingesting it!

I can't really think of anything either, though...

[warmheartcold]

Here's a couple...

• Take it to one of those all-you-can-eat buffet places and slip it into the tray of meatloaf, tandoori chicken or moo goo gai pan. Get a seat near the buffet line and enjoy!
• Take it and a laced-bra with you to a respectable restaurant. Go into a men's restroom stall and wait until someone comes into the stall next to you. Pretend to finish up and start mumbling to yourself, "Aw..shit. Damn thing's leaking. Son of a..." at which point you drop it and the bra to the floor near the divider wall and leave.
• Five words: Department store mannequin. Three boobies.
• Go to a high-end street cafe, order some soup, and yell out "Waiter!! There's a boobie in my soup!"

[katura]

LOL