When i first met The Katura Person, one of the first things she did was send me her boobs. They were fun.
I think one of them has been affected by the heat this summer, as it has developed a little split and whatever goo is inside is slowly glooping out.
Now, i don't want to just toss it out. Sentimental Johnny that i am and all that, but i can't think of anything cool and fun to do with it beyond jamming it on some random car aerial under the cover of night.
So. I'm open to suggestions. Best suggestion shall be carried out with photographic evidence.