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[ancharrrrman]

*Motochika has just awakened in the middle of a field  looking like this. The last thing he remembers is Hanbei's fist coming toward his face.

MOURI.  TAKENAKA.  WHERE ARE YOU?!!! I'M GONNA KI...*gasp*......

I...can't breathe....corset too tight....

Comments

still LMAO

[feverdreamed]

Even I would have looked better in that.

[ancharrrrman]

Big surprise there
If I could run right now...You would be a dead man.

[feverdreamed]

Too bad you seem to barely be able to walk right now. Motonari-kun would be so pleased, if only he were here to see this...culmination of his dream. And then I'd even help you beat him senseless.

[Feels around in the grass and finds the infamous camera!

And thus, a very happy and quite worrying smile alights on his face.]

[ancharrrrman]

*attempts to stagger in Hanbei's direction but quickly gives up*

Ehe..uh..you wouldn't...yeah you would....

C'mon....we both hate Solar Boy. Can't we address this situation like...civilized people?

[dreyar]

Chousokabe dono! You shouldn't be in a dress!

[Yukimura unties the corset around his waist and glances at it]

This looks like lady Oichi's.

[ancharrrrman]

NODON'TDOTHATITSTHEONLYCLOTHINGIHAVE.....ACK

*Frantically grabs the dress back and manages to somehow cram himself into it again*

Damn right I shouldn't be in a *gasp* dress. That chibi *gasp* sunloving brat Mouri has MY clothes. If you want to be helpful *gasp* help me find some real clothes*

Wait, why do you have boobs? Nevermind that isn't important right now.

1/2

[tsunderebeam]

2/2

[tsunderebeam]

Wh-

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE.

[ancharrrrman]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW *gasp* YOUR WIFE....
She gave this thing to Mouri.....

I had no say in this whatsoever

How the hell can anyone wear something like this?

8DDD

[ichi_is_sorry]

[She can only stare at the man who is currently dressed in her clothes, looking quite uncomfortable.]

[She can hear some rather disturbing thoughts in her mind, such as: "At last, there is someone who can feel the despair of not wearing any pants..!" Although that's the case, she can't help but feel pity for him.]

[Seconds later, she can only mutter:]

...Sorry...

[ancharrrrman]

This...is your fault too....
If you hadn't given this to that bastard.....

But I suppose your original intentions were slightly well-meant.

[ichi_is_sorry]

[Upon hearing his words “This... is your fault too,” Oichi lowers her head. She is convinced that she has once again proven that she deserves to be resented.]

Sorry... Ichi didn’t know that you’ll be the one wearing it. If Ichi had known, she could have searched for well-fitting ones. Really sorry... Ichi will take these sins upon herself...

[ancharrrrman]

I don't even understand.....how you can stand to wear this....why does it...have tails...and puffballs.....?

Maybe if you found....something better....yer husband would look at ya.
But he sure as hell noticed me in it.

[rlyademon]

Hmph. While you are incapacitated, I shall use this opportunity to take your land.

[ancharrrrman]

This field of flowers ain't my land I think Sunday has claimed most everything anyway.....and why would the Demon Lord want a field of flowers anyway?

.....could you at least loan me a cape....or something?