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[ancharrrrman]

*Motochika has just awakened in the middle of a field  looking like this. The last thing he remembers is Hanbei's fist coming toward his face.

MOURI.  TAKENAKA.  WHERE ARE YOU?!!! I'M GONNA KI...*gasp*......

I...can't breathe....corset too tight....

Comments

still LMAO

[feverdreamed]

Even I would have looked better in that.

[ancharrrrman]

Big surprise there
If I could run right now...You would be a dead man.

[feverdreamed]

Too bad you seem to barely be able to walk right now. Motonari-kun would be so pleased, if only he were here to see this...culmination of his dream. And then I'd even help you beat him senseless.

[Feels around in the grass and finds the infamous camera!

And thus, a very happy and quite worrying smile alights on his face.]

[ancharrrrman]

*attempts to stagger in Hanbei's direction but quickly gives up*

Ehe..uh..you wouldn't...yeah you would....

C'mon....we both hate Solar Boy. Can't we address this situation like...civilized people?

[feverdreamed]

If I assist you, you will only assault me, and my already transparent ruse collaboration with Motonari-kun will also be forfeit!

Now, how do I work this thing?

[After at first accidentally taking some alarming pictures of his own face, he manages to snap a few of Chousokabe in the costume.]

Who to give this to, hmm...

[ancharrrrman]

You...you...LANDLUBBIN' SLIMY SON OF A BARNACLE-COVERED SEA COW....*gasp* I'M GOING TO...

*wheeze*I mean....If you help me out...I promise I won't keel-haul ya anytime in the near future.

That is a wonderful insult 8D

[feverdreamed]

I would lend you my cape, but it has sadly gone missing, you see. And my flags. They were a souvenir from Hideyoshi. From France. How exactly would I help you, even if it were my desire to?

I could be persuaded to return this picture-device to you, under the right terms...

Thanks, I try my best

[ancharrrrman]

You could help by finding me some clothes that FIT.......and that aren't meant for a WOMAN.......

That would be helpful. Very very helpful.....I would like to be able to breathe again.

*eyes the camera*
What...terms?

crappy mspaint is crappy

[feverdreamed]

Why is it that everyone I encounter believes me to be some sort of magical coat-rack?

[Hanbei takes out the following shirt. ASSUME THERE ARE ALSO PANTS that might have HI☆DE☆YO☆SHI printed all over them]

[ancharrrrman]

Maybe because normal people couldn't possibly look that fabulous

..........Gimme the damn camera.

to be continued...

[feverdreamed]

Fabulousness is a gift, it is not for everyone!

So you choose to continue suffering? Admirable. You could have been a great help, if only you had chosen to wear the sigil of Toyotomi instead...

And as for returning this object to you? I am slightly less concerned for your well-being and happiness than Motonari-kun himself!

[And with that he throws the camera into the distance and takes off running.]