Open letter to all of the people who work in the next cube farm
Walking noisily through this cube farm to get to your cube farm is not only disruptive, and therefore rude, it is a waste of your time. Your cube farm has a door. Use it. It is a different and separate office from this one. This is evidenced by not only the different keys used to unlock the doors and the different numbers on the doors, but by the plaques on the doors and at the outside of either room.
If you have no key for the door to your cube farm, ASK FOR ONE. I do not have a key to the door between our offices. It is locked from inside YOUR cube farm. I don't have a key to the other door of your office either. If you ask me again I will start making stuff up. I promise it will be mean, but funny. At least it will be for me. For instance "They decided to just not use that door anymore, It will be sealed up this week."
Pulling on the door will not unlock it. Walking around this cube farm in circles will not create crop circles or summon a key for you. It may summon something heavy directly to the top of your pointed head. Stop trying. Your deep sigh is a signal to me that you are feeling dramatic and need a nap. There is enough room in the corner to stack grad students about 5 high. While I am pretty sure I can make you unconsious, I don't think either one of us wants me to try.
While you are waiting for the head of your project to arrive, please remember that those of us with organized leaders and even the smallest semblance of common sense have unlocked our own cube farms and are already working, so sit down in the hallway and have a nice big glass of shut the hell up.
If you have no key for the door to your cube farm, ASK FOR ONE. I do not have a key to the door between our offices. It is locked from inside YOUR cube farm. I don't have a key to the other door of your office either. If you ask me again I will start making stuff up. I promise it will be mean, but funny. At least it will be for me. For instance "They decided to just not use that door anymore, It will be sealed up this week."
Pulling on the door will not unlock it. Walking around this cube farm in circles will not create crop circles or summon a key for you. It may summon something heavy directly to the top of your pointed head. Stop trying. Your deep sigh is a signal to me that you are feeling dramatic and need a nap. There is enough room in the corner to stack grad students about 5 high. While I am pretty sure I can make you unconsious, I don't think either one of us wants me to try.
While you are waiting for the head of your project to arrive, please remember that those of us with organized leaders and even the smallest semblance of common sense have unlocked our own cube farms and are already working, so sit down in the hallway and have a nice big glass of shut the hell up.