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BARNEY AND ROBIN DRABBLE-A-THON pt. II

Dec 01, 2008 18:00

Well, once again we are left to fend without a new episode of How I Met Your Mother. This, mes amies, means that we shall fend for ourselves.

WITH A BARNEY/ROBIN DRABBLE-A-THON!

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drabble-a-thon, fanfiction

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jmclive December 1 2008, 23:09:19 UTC

Barney and Robin go to England ~in the future~. Maybe Ted moved there or something, I don't know.

jmclive December 1 2008, 23:10:21 UTC

The Gang of Five encounter Zombies, ala Shaun of the Dead

Necrophilia, Part I da_phoenix13 December 1 2008, 23:29:40 UTC

Never seen Shaun of the Dead, but I'm giving this a try.

A small crowd of people had come from McLaren's to huddle around the grave. Some had brought flowers, others had stuffed animals. Barney had brought a bottle of scotch.

"It's not for me!" he protested, seeing Wendy's and Carl's dirty looks. "It's for Mark!"

"You mean Mike?" Ted corrected, smoothing the wrinkles out of his only suit.

"No," Barney said condescendingly, "his name's Mark. God,/em> Ted." Without further ado, he uncapped the bottle of scotch and solemnly poured a good amount of it out over the grave, in memory of Mark. "The man's dead, and you can't do him the common courtesy of remembering his name ( ... )

Necrophilia, Part II da_phoenix13 December 1 2008, 23:49:32 UTC

"Brains!!!" Mark moaned again. He took several menacing, shuffling steps toward the five of them, his rotting arms held in front of him, his eyeball falling out of its socket. His skin had gotten a pale greenish tint after two years underground, and all the flesh appeared to be falling from his bones. And after two years of death-imposed fasting, Mark was HUNGRY. For BRAINS.

Without pausing for a second to wonder how or why this was happening, the five friends split, running for their lives.

"Oh my God!" Ted shrieked, sprinting ahead of all of them and ducking into a mausoleum.

"I knew it. I KNEW zombies were real!" Marshall couldn't help but gloat, even as he ran as fast as his long legs would carry him ( ... )

Re: Necrophilia, Part II jmclive December 1 2008, 23:57:06 UTC

lol love the Buffy reference. And I do think that not being able to see The Half-Blood Prince would suck.

Love it, but you have to see Shaun of the Dead. Best movie.

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da_phoenix13 December 1 2008, 23:11:47 UTC

Part 2?!? PARTTWOPARTTWOPARTTWOPARTTWO!!!!!

yay.

The show's fourth wall is broken somehow. I don't care what the drabble's about, just break the fourth wall.

Barney Panders To The Fans 1angelette December 2 2008, 23:06:35 UTC

(Set sometime around S2/S3, back when all of yalls wanted Brotp to get together and hadn't been teased with SitC/TheGoat yet.)

"For the millionth time, Robin, if nobody had guns nobody would need to use them!"

"And for the million-and-oneth time, Ted, we're never going to NOT need guns!"

"That's grammatically incorrect."

Ted and Robin crossed their arms and stared at each other. Barney stepped between them.

"Honestly, guys! I know exactly how to solve this." He winked at the scorch mark above the fireplace. "Trust me, guys, you're gonna love this."

"Um... Barney?" Robin asked. "Are you talking to us?"

"No," Barney said, taking his eyes away from the scorch. "But they'll have coronaries when they see this."

He kissed her, placing his hands on her shoulders to stop her from struggling. Then, when he stopped, Barney said to Ted, "Now, Evelyn, do you not agree that you would like to have a gun right now?"

Re: Barney Panders To The Fans idioticonion December 3 2008, 00:38:45 UTC

He he he. Very clever.

'"No," Barney said, taking his eyes away from the scorch. "But they'll have coronaries when they see this."'

Such innocent days when a simple kiss could cause such a reaction. These days, we're all about the hardcore, explicit sex. ;-)

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da_phoenix13 December 1 2008, 23:14:29 UTC

3rd Robin Sparkles video. (to reuse one from Part I that no one answered)

girlthethird December 3 2008, 00:16:45 UTC

We were all watching "I Love the 80s" on VH1 when it happened."Who could forget the 1984 Band Aid hit 'Do they know it's Christmas'? I always thought the album cover was a bit freaky! What's with all the deer? Do THEY know it's Christmas?!" Some random celebrity smirked at the camera. As the song's video began to play, Marshall suddenly squeaked and pointed at the screen. "You guys, that was Robin! Robin! That was you ( ... )

gabsy December 1 2008, 23:16:42 UTC

BARNEY AND ROBIN DISCUSS THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS SIMON PEGG!!!!

jmclive December 1 2008, 23:37:14 UTC

I got this, bb. Give me a few.

gypsyjr December 1 2008, 23:46:48 UTC

... I kind of love you for this.

gabsy December 1 2008, 23:51:08 UTC

No problem, my friend.

I mean, seriously, awesome people like Barney and Robin HAVE to recognise the awesomeness in other people, especially Simon Pegg.

Plus, the shooting parts in Hot Fuzz would make Robin pretty happy, I'm sure.

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