[06:02] KURT WITH A MANSKIRT
[06:03] LET'S GET PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL.
[06:05] this episode is already ridiculous
[06:05] XD
[06:05] IT GETS BETTER
[06:06] QAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[06:06] ICE ICE BABY
[06:07] Finn we should plot together in camp
[06:07] just because when we do, hilarity ensues
[06:07] apparently
[06:07] IT GETS /WORSE/ RY
[06:07] YES.
[06:07] WE SHOULD HAVE MISADVENTURES.
[06:07] YES
[06:07] ahhh I am excited!
[06:07] MAN THIS WEEK
[06:07] I JUST SHRIEKED WITH JOY
[06:07] BEFORE WE KINDA DUMP RACHEL. then she can just look at us and judge.
[06:08] ... ;w;
[06:08] ICE ICE BABY SO COLD SO COLD
[06:08] We can run off together, Finn.
[06:08] I THOUGHT IT WAS DELIGHTFUL AND TACKY
[06:09] Drive off into the sunset.
[06:09] Epic broventure
[06:09] god i just
[06:09] new brotp yes please
[06:09] omg yes
[06:18] * Spainish is now known as Banjou
[06:24] I think the Physical video made me a lesbian.
[06:24] T-the second one I mean
[06:25] Also Kurt is wearing some seriously awful outfits this episode. If he's trying to be bad by wearing those . . .
[06:25] YOU'RE A SLUT YOU'RE A SLUT YOU'RE A SLUT
[06:25] ,afsnasf kurt what are you wearing
[06:25] dajnfd oh my god
[06:25] HAMMERPANTS HAMMERPANTS
[06:26] CAN;T TOUCH THIS
[06:26] "can you even feel your feet..."
[06:26] fuck i love brittany
[06:26] ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING
[06:26] GUESS I GOTTA STAY UP A BIT LONGER
[06:26] TO SEE YOUR REACTIONS
[06:26] YEAH ME TOO
[06:27] khfewkjfd
[06:27] THAT WAS VERY CUTE
[06:27] OMG
[06:27] THAT MEANS YOU SAW THE HAMMERPANTS
[06:27] THEY THINK THEY'RE BEING BADASS
[06:27] ISN'T THAT JUST PRECIOUS
[06:28] * Finn is now known as Finn[CLAMPINGSELFALSOFOOD]
[06:31] kjdfskjd i don't know how to turn on a computer....
[06:32] HAHAHA
[06:32] uhfdshkjdsf
[06:32] reruns of law and order
[06:32] kurt what is that sweater
[06:40] I.
[06:40] What did I just see
[06:40] jkfsdasdf
[06:40] i
[06:40] think
[06:41] i want to get physical with sue sylvester
[06:41] and i am not entirely okay with this
[06:41] Yeah, Ry. That video did for me what Tatu didn't.
[06:41] also i ship sue and olivia newton john now
[06:41] goddammit
[06:41] Kurt did you just see the a/v masterpiece
[06:42] Or did you finish it.
[06:42] THE A/V MASTERPIECE
[06:42] I JUST FINISHED
[06:42] IT WAS AMAZING
[06:42] I think i died.
[06:42] YES
[06:42] Rachel is a fucking artist. Andy Warhol could have learned from her.
[06:42] GENIUS
[06:43] :X
[06:43] god
[06:43] * Jesse^St^James goes off to give Finn brojobs.
[06:43] every single scene with brittany
[06:43] even if she doesn't say anything
[06:43] just her facial expressions
[06:43] god rachel <3
[06:43] Rachel, does that mean that we're both willing to go the distance if that'll make us more popular?
[06:44] god i actually love puck's voice
[06:44] idk why
[06:44] a-apparently.
[06:45] puck's voice is pretty great.
[06:45] i never noticed it before
[06:45] RACHEL YOU MUSICAL SLUT
[06:45] :'D
[06:46] just lol
[06:46] oh god
[06:46] Finn was really hot this episode too.
[06:46] i am EVERYONE'S leading lady.
[06:46] ... also no one's.
[06:46] WINK
[06:46] LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US, YOU SERIAL LEADING LADY YOU
[06:47] HOT SLUTTY GIRL SINGER
[06:47] GOOD JOB RACHEL
[06:47] yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[06:48] Wow, people are talking about something that happened in the preview but I'm not sure if I understood that right.
[06:48] Just to make sure, IS SOMEONE GETTING HETEROSEXUAL ACTION THAT SHOULDN'T BE Y/N?
[06:49] yes
[06:49] .............................................
[06:49] :">
[06:49] I.
[06:49] ...
[06:50] .....wait what
[06:50] WHAT
[06:50] I never watch previews but I will go watch this one.
[06:50] ry keep watching
[06:50] I might
[06:50] Might as well
[06:50] o_O
[06:51] god i love sue and her sister :'(
[06:51] LOL OMG WTF
[06:52] Wowwwwwwww
[06:52] Did I.
[06:52] * Kurt rocks back and forth
[06:52] 8D
[06:52] canon is touching us funny, kurt :B
[06:52] See, the thing is that one of my Glee peeps (uses that word unironically) has actually written that fic.
[06:53] That pairing.
[06:53] I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE READ THAT
[06:53] HA HA HA
[06:53] I read something was like borderline without actually going straight in to it
[06:53] *that was like
[06:53] Written by
zinnydark ? :3
[06:53] dunno it was a while ago
[06:53] If not, you should read Zinneh's.
[06:53] jesse i am putting 'brojobs' on ping
[06:53] thnx
[06:53] Oh no this one was posted (LOLOLOL) this week.
[06:53] Do you want a link, Teddie?
[06:53] oh
[06:54] yeah this one was at least a month old
[06:54] sure!
[06:54] * Finn[CLAMPINGSELFALSOFOOD] touches Kurt
[06:54] probably won't read it tonight cause I'm planning to go to bed in a bit
[06:54] but I'll check it out tomorrow
[06:54] unless insomnia wins in which case I'll be on it
[06:55] Sorry Finn, I no longer like cock or something.
[06:55]
http://community.livejournal.com/zee_ree_dee/15134.html <-- Teddie
[06:55] awesome, finn
[06:55] Quinn +45
[06:55] Santana +43
[06:55] Puck +38
[06:55] Brittany +35
[06:55] Jesse +29
[06:55] Finn +19
[06:55] Mike +11
[06:55] Matt +5
[06:55] Rachel -5
[06:55] in case anyone was curious.
[06:55] ...
[06:55] NINETEEN?
[06:55] I
[06:55] FFFFUUU
[06:55] AWW GO MIKE
[06:55] Well, you only JUST lost your virginity . . .
[06:55] :>
[06:56] don't say anything kurt!!
[06:56] I'm most curious about the fact that Jesse is so high.
[06:56] and I wouldn't worry too much Kurt, that kinda stuff is a pretty common gay thing when you're having trouble with identity and everything
[06:56] :>
[06:56] Has Quinn been checkin' out the VA hunk
[06:56] STUPID SEXY JONATHAN GROFF
[06:56] there's pretty much no way it'd last any significant amount of time
[06:56] lol, clearly
[06:56] Oh Teddie, I know he's just doing it to impress his dad or whatever.
[06:56] I'm so amused lol.
[06:56] I didn't think he'd put it in however.
[06:57] if dianne agron weren't so DISGUSTINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND FLAWLESS i would object more to that top 5.
[06:57] * Finn[CLAMPINGSELFALSOFOOD] shakes fists at ceiling.
[06:57] I object to
[06:57] mike being so low
[06:57] ME TOO
[06:57] TUUUUUUUUUURN AROUNNNNNNNNNND
[06:57] AHHHHHH
[06:57] Are you expecting a serious ending song
[06:57] can't touch this
[06:57] Nope, Ballet time
[06:57] was so amazing
[06:58] YEAH BUT AT LEAST
[06:58] MIKE BEAT OUT THE OTHER MINOR CHARACTER?
[06:58] BRIIIIGHT EYESSSSS
[06:58] ...artie should just rap instead of schue
[06:58] forever
[06:58] that should totally be your intro post
[06:58] Jesse and Rachel just start Total Eclipse of the Hearting out of nowhere
[06:58] and no one realizes Jesse's actually in camp until they're done
[06:58] WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
[06:59] * Finn[CLAMPINGSELFALSOFOOD] is now known as Finn
[06:59] Lol yes omgggg
[06:59] Dude, at least Mike TALKS.
[06:59] ...artie should just rap instead of schue
[06:59] forever by the way
[06:59] this
[07:00] I love that Kurt wore a skirt, Sian you're psychic.
[07:00] :')
[07:00] But we knew that.
[07:00] TURN AROUND BRIIIIGHT EYYYYYYYES
[07:00] :D
[07:00] christ glee
[07:00] i'm not psychic! i'm fashion forward!
[07:00] once upon a time I was falling in loooove
[07:00] Actually the skirt was one of his good outfits this episode.
[07:00] What the hell.
[07:00] now I'm only falling apartttt
[07:00] but Kurt what about HAMMER PANTS
[07:00] i can't get over the color explosion that was mercedes in the hammer pants
[07:01] AHAHA
[07:01] Oh no. I fucking loved the hammer pants.
[07:01] But the red sweater with white pants? NO.
[07:01] i want hammer pants.
[07:01] i need to watch that bit again
[07:01] it would have been better with hammer pants
[07:01] like five thousand times
[07:01] And the pimp woolen jacket? WTH
[07:01] there's a lot of things I need to watch again
[07:01] but especially
[07:01] YOU'RE A SLUT WILL
[07:02] BUT ITS MEANT TO BE TERRIBAD
[07:02] I don't think I can emphasize this enough
[07:02] IT WOULDN'T BE THIS EPISODE IF IT WASN'T /TERRIBAD/
[07:02] * Finn is now known as Finnocence
[07:03] . . . bad punnnnn
[07:03] "Does he mean like a burglar alarm?"
[07:03] i
[07:04] So you like musical theatre, that doesn't make you gay
[07:04] it makes you awful
[07:05] okay it is 6
[07:05] i wonder if i can go to bed now and get up at 12 :3(\
[07:05] * Neo has joined #nudeerections
[07:05] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Neo
[07:06] Finnocence you're here twice.
[07:06] sleep is good, Sian
[07:06] lol ontd_glee freaking out over the promo
[07:06] I need to go soon too
[07:06] internet is a bartch
[07:06] ... once my DL finishes
[07:06] Lol I sort of knew what I was going to watch going in and I still have whiplash. XD
[07:07] * Finnocence has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[07:07] I can't blame them.
[07:07] BRITTANY IS HERE TO TURN YOUR GAYS STRAIGHT
[07:07] 8D
[07:08] ngl, I'm curious about how well Kurt will pull it off.
[07:08] I'm thinking failure of titanic proportions
[07:08] I think it's just going to be hilarious
[07:08] because Brittany
[07:08] and then probably sad :(
[07:09] i actually hope it is played mostly for lols
[07:09] because too much kurt whumph will make me handwavey
[07:10] I'm guessing they'll get pretty close to doing it, but stop at the last second
[07:10] but like some people are actually acting worried RM is gonna turn him straight or something
[07:11] Lol please.
[07:11] Do they even read interviews with him?
[07:12] I'M GUESSING NOT
[07:12] I hope he does have sex, but mostly because it's the only action he's going to be seeing for a while.
[07:12] WELL I'D BE SLIGHTLY CONCERNED
[07:12] WITH THE REVELATION THAT BRITTANY THINKS "PROTECTION" IS "BURGLAR ALARMS"
[07:12] UNLESS THAT'S HER SLANG FOR CONDOR
[07:12] ...CONDOM
[07:13] no Brittany birds are not protection
[07:13] Hahaha.
[07:13] And that's how Kurt became a babydaddy.
[07:14] be careful Finn might try to name it Drizzle again
[07:15] I'd let you name my baby Drizzle, Finn :x
[07:15] i'd take care of your weird bastard child!
[07:15] I mean, I'm straight now, but . . . if you wanted to raise it with me . . .
[07:15] IDK DOES THAT MEAN I'D HAVE TO BE THE MOM
[07:15] 'CAUSE I DUNNO IF I'VE GOT THE MOMNESS.
[07:15] * Jesse^St^James has quit IRC (Quit: sleepin')
[07:16] I think you're too dumb to be either parent
[07:16] Kurt would be the mom and the dad
[07:16] and you'd be the eye candy
[07:16] Yes. Can you be naked?
[07:16] ...
[07:16] In a strictly heterosexual way, that is.
[07:16] that's not good parenting.
[07:16] ( '___')
[07:16] man I just realized this episode had next to no Finn didn't it
[07:17] Come on, Finn, the baby isn't going to remember. They don't have long term memory.
[07:17] I KNOW on one hand i am kind of relieved because the first 13 eps were totally the Babygate Show Starring Finn And Sometimes Three Other People
[07:17] on the other i am like /grabby hands MORE HILARITY PLEASE
[07:18] also wow schue is like, all up in his personal life.
[07:18] It's nice that they're learning to even out the screentime a bit.
[07:19] one minor point that I also liked
[07:19] is that Kurt had a plotline that wasn't about him being gay
[07:20] even though they've been great I really wanted to see something different
[07:20] I can't believe he thought that actually made him badass. Oh bb. /pets
[07:21] Also Heather Morris knocks me out with her hotness and dance moves.
[07:22] I think we've well established that you're a total dork
[07:22] you probably thought it was
[07:22] the coolest of the cool
[07:22] I expected better of Kurt's sense of cool tbh.
[07:22] I think he might just equate "bad outfit" with "bad ass"
[07:24] i am still tickled at how earlier i was like SCHUE STOP TRYING TO BE ELLIOT STABLER and then like a second later kurt was like YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING A LOT OF SVU RERUNS HAVEN'T YOU
[07:24] i am a genius.
[07:24] HNGG PING
[07:24] he sees mismatched colors and thinkgs NOW I'M FONZIE
[07:24] ... sorry for the pings bb.
[07:24] SORRY HONEY!!
[07:24] its okay!
[07:25] I WISH I COULD BE AS COOL AS ELLIOT STABLER
[07:25] I think I missed that part :(
[07:25] when was that
[07:25] I had to go downstairs at a couple points
[07:25] when he was questioning
[07:25] aah
[07:25] yeah I missed that then
[07:26] now I am sad :(
[07:26] But yeah, Kurt totally called him out.
[07:26] Of course, it's not like Kurt has anything better to do than watch TV, like go to parties and get drunk.
[07:55] if someone ever apps schue
[07:55] i demand they have like 20 SO GODDAMN PROUD icons
[07:55] skjaskfhasfaf losing my shit
[07:55] lllllol
[07:55] he'll just pop in to random posts
[07:55] make a SO FUCKING PROUD FACE
[07:56] and not even saying then
[07:56] and then just disappear in to the night
[07:56] Guys I'm actually crying with laughter.
[07:56] LMFAO TEDDIE
[07:56] LIKE BATMAN
[07:56] just sneakin into your threads
[07:56] being proud.
[07:56] of you.
[07:56] :)
[07:56] SOB
[08:10] i wish there was a -g mode so brittany can -g kurt
[08:10] jasf
[08:11] He tried so hard and got so far
[08:11] and in the end he's still gay
[08:11] but in the end he's still a big old homo
[08:11] HAHAHAHAdv
[08:11] (i may have just sung that)
[08:16] I'm going to say that, despite pacing issues, that was a great episode.
[08:16] It put a smile on my face.
[08:17] But RM has some serious pacing issues, Home suffered as well.
[08:17]
I liked it a lot. There are no words to describe how much better this show is when there is no fake pregnancy
[08:18] * Ry is now known as Rose
[08:18] Yeah . . . I'm surprised by how much I'm not missing Terri.
[08:18] And I love Terri.
[08:18] I'm sure Terri without fake baby would be amazing too.
[08:19]
They're trying to turn Emma into a real character
[08:19]
which is good
[08:20] I'm not an Emma fan :( only when she actually does her job
[08:20]
I'm not either
[08:20]
but I like her being more than lololol OCD
[08:21] Okay, point.
[08:21] * Rose is now known as Ry
[08:21] I like how Quinn lets Puck take the fall lol.
[08:22] And how she puts Santana ahead of Puck lol.
[08:22] ... i actually think their relationship dynamic at this point must be really hilarious/interesting
[08:22]
:(
[08:22]
They probably know each other pretty well
[08:22] YELLING, SPITE, undercurrent of concern and mutual affection, CHEATING, YELLING.
[08:22]
idk if they're living together
[08:24] Mark Salling says he thinks so.
[08:24] But it's not like the show addresses it or anything.
[08:24]
It makes sense to me that they are
[08:24] It doesn't matter where Quinn lives.
[08:24]
IT MATTERS TO ME!!
[08:24] ME TOO
[08:25] I think the writers were like, "If we had more time, we'd develop Puck/Quinn at a normal pace. But we have a fuckton of characters, let's just skip to their endgame."
[08:25]
... pretty much
[08:25]
"MAKE RACHEL SING AGAIN"
[08:26] THERE'S NO TIME FOR PLOT
[08:26] EVERYONE HEAD TO THE LIBRARY AND DRESS UP AS MC HAMMER