I love me

May 17, 2008 20:37

I would actually like to think of myself as a caring, sweet, kind, loving, and generous person. I do have my faults, but so does everyone else!
There are many things about myself that I do love. I AM pretty and I know this and have no problem declaring it. I AM smart and I know this because I have an IQ of 130. I AM caring and I know this because I am dedicating my life to the conservation of endangered animals.

And now a random "experience" narration

Ano Nuevo Island is quite an interesting place. I actually dislike it quite a bit. Ano used to be highly vegetated, but when the lightkeepers lived there they brought rabbits over who ate all the grass on the island. Now, the island basically consists of dirt and poop. I crawl on dirt and poop all day, checking rhinocerous auklet burrows. Seagulls dive bomb my head, so I have to wear a bicycle helmet. The burrows cave easily, so you can't walk or crawl on certain areas of the island and instead have to use portable wooden boards. The seagulls are complete assholes. I know they are just trying to defend their eggs but wearing shin guards and still getting bitch bites from gulls is a bummer.
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