getaway_machine: theemdash is a LYING SKANK.

ahaha she just fell into the wall!

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she keeps attacking me so TIME TO POST.

(otherwise knows as: Things I Like To Do While Drunk)

1. Argue about which member of the X-Men each of my friends is. (For the record, I'm Rogue. And not shitty movie Rogue! I'm cartoon Rogue. Despite what Ben says.)
   
2. Argue about which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle each of my friends is. (I'm Raphael, because I'm an unapologetic asshole. According to my ( Read more... )

I LOVE PRECEPTING DAY ( Read more... )

i love:

• getaway_machine.
  
• the many wonderful flavors of rum i consumed tonight, including but probably not limited to apple and raspberry.
  
• watching my friends set themselves on fire.
  
• watching the people who live across from us run through a wall of flames in order to "beat" us.
  
• drunkyland.
  
• catchphrase--especially when it's dirty or mocking ben, which happens to be ( Read more... )

(Scene: Liz's party. I am two drinks and a shot down when I decide it's time to go back inside and make another drink. People I don't know have just arrived and are occupying the kitchen ( Read more... )

Ahahahaha. Best party EVER last night. Several people got cupcakes and / or hummus in the face. Liz definitely has the weirdest friends ever, and they definitely spent too much time talking to me and Sheena. There may have been some girl!kissing, and I may have been involved. We played Never Have I Ever, but nobody has any dirt on me, so I win ( Read more... )

1. soco is NOT my friend. i am giving that 3/4 of a bottle away because i have LEARNED MY LESSON after only two shots.

2. the dc++ trolls are really into me for some reason.

3. beach clean-ups are NOT a good plan the night after a party.

4. i suck at beer smirnoff pong ( Read more... )

• bought new jeans + flip flops. (confidential to simplykatie: green, not orange.)
  
  
• found out my dad was in the hostpital and might have to get surgery next week.
  
  
• found a liquor store that doesn't card.
  
  
• drank several glasses of kool-aid + rum. (shut up, pancakekiller.)
  
  
• made jello shots that MELTED THE CUPS haha i think i made them too strong oops.
  
  
• watched A Knight's ( Read more... )