Twiddling my thumbs...
...because my employer requires us to change our passwords every 6 months.
I can't get into the network to change my password unless I know my old password. Which I don't, because my computer is set up to automatically log in for me.
I'm reasonably certain my password is something along the lines of "areyoufuckingkiddingme" (no joke), but since there's also supposed to be a number and a capital letter in there, I can't recreate it.
So secure, even the people who are supposed to know them don't know them.
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WRITE THEIR PASSWORDS DOWN ON THEIR DESKS.
As I am going to do. Because fuck security. I'm not working at NORAD here.