Holy paper cut, Batman!
Macintosh does lovely design, and they're clearly enamored of the whole sleek-brushed-metal thing...
...but I just sliced open my finger on the edge of my monitor. I am bleeding. WTF, Apple? It's not enough that you make me dumber with every new iteration of your operating system geared for the lowest-common-denominator idiot consumer, now you want to take body parts, too?
Ironically, it is my middle finger. I should send a photo of it to customer service.