Bilge comprised almost entirely of dasto.

[baratron]

Here follows an End User License Agreement from a piece of software that I was installing this evening (the computer connectivity of my Olympus digital voice recorder). I believe it was translated from Japanese to English using a machine and then not checked by a native English speaker, as it makes virtually no sense. I have bolded my favourite

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[kyte]

No idea, but I can't imagine that most of it is enforcable.

I rather liked this bit:
2) Let the first be which thing that the second or the third person covered and that does not take responsibility about direct or an indirect claim, and damage, either based on acts, such as use of software.