Namely, injured by my cat.

And, because I think this is the Most Awesome Scratch Evar in terms of shape and color, I made a pic.

The scratch, with its perpetrator chilling on my pillow.

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Hey, cat -

My dick is not some place you can stand on with all your fucking weight.
Neither are my balls.

Please to let my genitalia alone.
Thank you!

More pictures!

( You know the drill by now, don't you )