Um, as I was saying....
So; this is a thing that happened.
One day my phone rang. I saw the caller was my husband so I answered.
Him: “I don’t know…I don’t know if I’ve done a bad thing or a good thing.”
Me: “Dude, you never call your wife and open with that line. Never. What?”
Him: “I found a dog. He’s in the car. I’ll need your help to get him in the house.”
Me: “What kind of dog?”
Him: “I don’t know. I think he’s part Lab.”
No, no, no. He is not part Lab. We’re still identifying the parts but I’m pretty solidly certain he’s at least a quarter Great Dane. I grew up with Labrador Retrievers. They don’t make Labs that big.
The other part might be aircraft carrier. He’s one big dog and I am not certain he’s fully grown.
But he’s here and the cats are still worried about him and he’s a couch potato/love muffin. I named him Levon. I hope those who abandoned him die of something itchy.
One day my phone rang. I saw the caller was my husband so I answered.
Him: “I don’t know…I don’t know if I’ve done a bad thing or a good thing.”
Me: “Dude, you never call your wife and open with that line. Never. What?”
Him: “I found a dog. He’s in the car. I’ll need your help to get him in the house.”
Me: “What kind of dog?”
Him: “I don’t know. I think he’s part Lab.”
No, no, no. He is not part Lab. We’re still identifying the parts but I’m pretty solidly certain he’s at least a quarter Great Dane. I grew up with Labrador Retrievers. They don’t make Labs that big.
The other part might be aircraft carrier. He’s one big dog and I am not certain he’s fully grown.
But he’s here and the cats are still worried about him and he’s a couch potato/love muffin. I named him Levon. I hope those who abandoned him die of something itchy.