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Sep 14, 2003 01:20

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TO: All Potential "American Idol" Contestants
FROM: American Idol Productions, Inc.
DATE: September 9, 2003

Now that you have progressed in the competition, you should be aware that you are prohibited from promoting yourself on the internet or via any other media (television, radio, posters, flyers, etc.). If you have a personal website, or have contributed personal information to a website, you should shut it down immediately. This is to ensure the fairness of the competition.....

what to do now? terminate this document of humiliating personal melodrama that has occupied my time for the past 3 years?

and then there's the issue with the Friendster account. though there won't be any point to an internet connection anymore, it's like erasing a big part of my pathetic identity (on- and offline). wait, hold on...WHY FUCKING NOT!

exactly. here, capitalist american media, i offer you my sad, sad soul for the taking.

yeah. woe is me with the trivial dilemmas.

advice.

EDIT: got some Radiohead to attend to in San Diego the 28th. -faint-
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