looking through a broken diamond.

Mar 21, 2003 21:59

Rene, Bao-An's boxing guru, is one of my new favorite people. Not only can he run the marathon in four hours, he taught me how to isolate my triceps and i am nice, tight, and content (for the hour, cause i'm fat.)

and upon the Indian's request, i've begun to "larve" bbc news. it's more honest and unbiased journalism, true, but that anchor correspondent in d.c is one attractive mama...with a British accent. she's a delicious little fox (slurp), reminding me that the femme gene pool in Brit/Europe vastly exceeds America's. (Ex: Rachel Weisz, Kate Winslet, Catherine Zeta-Jones). exactly, brunettes. they've got class. (and a bag of chips)

through my frequent visits to Petco, i've discovered that keeping rodents as companions is a nice and frugal emotional investment for the lonely. i'll know i'm at the brink of being a pathetic loser fuckwit in college when i replace social contact with an Imported European Mouse or a Fancy Rat...or a tamaguchi (digital pet that shits, i've just realized the absurdity of that).



belle and sebastian
this band does it for bao.
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